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MAGIC SCHOOL? :O

Is Ruby learning wizardry and shit?

I have a couple of mates who are magicians and I somehow got roped into being an assistant for a comic relief gig. They are going to saw me in half! I am learning what to do! Oh god, what have I done?!

OOoooooooo! Cooooooooool!

Now I'm going to be tempted to go and buy more magic tricks online. D'oh. >_<

I got to choose between being sawn in half or having knives thrown at my head.

Oooooh that is a toughie! I'll take the option without the blindfold.

Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at Large @ November 24 2008, 11:50 PM GMT

I got to choose between being sawn in half or having knives thrown at my head.

Oooooh that is a toughie! I'll take the option without the blindfold.

Uh....is there a third option? I mean between the knifey stuff and the sawing? Rabbit out of a hat? Is this your card?

Do you have to wear a gold spangly... leotard, or anything?

Or are they in fact NOT Paul Daniels in the 80s...

I just got in from a long walk in the rain with my dog. I love walking in the rain. The roads are so quiet and empty of people, and you can actually contemplate the day's events without the shitbox in the corner babbling crap at me. (The telly, not the wife). People should walk more.

Quote: zooo @ November 25 2008, 12:10 AM GMT

Do you have to wear a gold spangly... leotard, or anything?

Or are they in fact NOT Paul Daniels in the 80s...

Laughing out loud

I do have to dress up, yes. Errr

Snow gone?

Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at Large @ November 24 2008, 11:50 PM GMT

I got to choose between being sawn in half or having knives thrown at my head.

Oooooh that is a toughie! I'll take the option without the blindfold.

Laughing out loud

Quote: Lee Henman @ November 25 2008, 12:16 AM GMT

I just got in from a long walk in the rain with my dog. I love walking in the rain. The roads are so quiet and empty of people

:) :) :)

Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at Large @ November 25 2008, 12:18 AM GMT

Laughing out loud

I do have to dress up, yes. Errr

Ooooh.
Do you get to decide what though? I 'spect so. Might not be too bad then!?

Is there a Comic Relief thingy this/next year then?

March 13th

I wanna be a wizard. :(

406 - Not Acceptable?

Quote: Aaron @ November 24 2008, 5:36 PM GMT

I bought an enormous bottle of HP today.

Just though you needed to know, like.

I just finished the last of mine. I thought I had another one in the pantry, but apparently not. I have to order the huge squeezy ones from an importer, as the local grocers only carry the little glass bottles and charge almost $5.

Sorry about all the editing of this post, but it appears the cause of the 406 error was the use of the word imp0rt (with an 'o') in the body of my message. Guess it's reserved and can't be used?

Not by us it's not. And I've never even heard of 406; any error we give is on a friendly page blaming Mark's shoddy coding (and quite rightly ;)). Check with your ISP/government.

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