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Quote: roscoff @ June 26 2009, 4:03 PM BST

Bemused. Went to a show last night where they sat you in a wheelchair, blind folded you, tied your hands and pushed you around a room. The experiences included feeling a guys hair and face which was unnerving to say the least, being stood up and pushed flat on to a bed whilst the woman doing it mounted you then she rolled over and had a chat. Having my leg felt and my hair stroked and being touched in various places and with various things on my little journey. With what of course I don't know cos like, I couldn't see...like.

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Grans not been the same since she switched to herbal tea.

Quote: roscoff @ June 26 2009, 4:03 PM BST

Bemused. Went to a show last night where they sat you in a wheelchair, blind folded you, tied your hands and pushed you around a room. The experiences included feeling a guys hair and face which was unnerving to say the least, being stood up and pushed flat on to a bed whilst the woman doing it mounted you then she rolled over and had a chat. Having my leg felt and my hair stroked and being touched in various places and with various things on my little journey. With what of course I don't know cos like, I couldn't see...like.

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Roscoff is the kinkiest bastard ever.

Quote: roscoff @ June 26 2009, 4:03 PM BST

Bemused. Went to a show last night where they sat you in a wheelchair, blind folded you, tied your hands and pushed you around a room. The experiences included feeling a guys hair and face which was unnerving to say the least, being stood up and pushed flat on to a bed whilst the woman doing it mounted you then she rolled over and had a chat. Having my leg felt and my hair stroked and being touched in various places and with various things on my little journey. With what of course I don't know cos like, I couldn't see...like.

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Oh yes.

That's quite common here in Kent.

Quote: Matthew Stott @ June 26 2009, 2:43 PM BST

Hey, I din't type it up, it's a copy and paste job.

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Excuses excuses!!!

I doubt that Spike made that particular error.

Robyn nearly fainted today while giving blood. Good stuff.

Billwill put flowers in his de-weeded rockery today.

Oh and nerdy solar powered LED lights.

Danny is home, and has been drinking, based on previous experience this is probably the only post I should make under these conditions.

So How is everyone? Good Friday Nights?

Roo is also home having marched the dog to the park and now must give her a bath. The exciting life I lead!

Robyn can't believe how warm it still is, and is being a wimp about her arm.

Aaron punches the Sun into another solar system. F**k off.

You do realise we kinda need that back, right? And it's not so easy to just go get it from another universe's back garden.

I reckon we should make your dad go get it. He's the big policeman they won't mess with.

He's also scared of heights, and won't fly in a plane, let alone a rocket or something.

I'll make him.