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Quote: chipolata @ June 4 2009, 11:15 AM BST

No. This transvestite has learning difficulties.

I have a low tolerence for dumb.

Christ I'm bored today

Ellie is annoyed at her housemate for not paying rent.

Quote: Darren Pomroy @ June 4 2009, 10:27 AM BST

Fit and healthy is over rated, although Il probably regret that comment in ten years time and I can't walk anymore! Oh well.. Good luck!

I'll*

Quote: Darren Pomroy @ June 4 2009, 11:26 AM BST

I have a low tolerence for dumb.

Do you self-harm?

Quote: Aaron @ June 4 2009, 1:14 PM BST

Do you self-harm?

Laughing out loud

Quote: Aaron @ June 4 2009, 1:14 PM BST

Do you self-harm?

Genius, yet again. Laughing out loud

Leevil is masturbating to the rhythm of Don't Stop Me Now.

Quote: Leevil @ June 4 2009, 1:36 PM BST

Leevil is masturbating to the rhythm of Don't Stop Me Now.

:( :O Sick

Quote: Leevil @ June 4 2009, 1:36 PM BST

Leevil is masturbating to the rhythm of Don't Stop Me Now.

Laughing out loud Laughing out loud Laughing out loud

Quote: chipolata @ June 4 2009, 11:15 AM BST

No. This transvestite has learning difficulties.

Ooh, we have one of them!
He comes into work all the time.

Is it the same one...?

Quote: zooo @ June 4 2009, 1:58 PM BST

Is it the same one...?

Mine's eating a banana downstairs at the moment.

Well that's not particularly helping me. :)

Is he dressed as a normal man on the top but as a woman from the waist down? Our one likes to rock the half-and-half look.

Quote: zooo @ June 4 2009, 2:02 PM BST

Well that's not particularly helping me. :)

Is he dressed as a normal man on the top but as a woman from the waist down? Our one likes to rock the half-and-half look.

No. He's dressed as all woman. Blonde bobbed wig. A leather choker. And a white pouffy top. From the back, you might. Then he turns and... Wave

Hee.
Mine sometimes has a blonde wig too. I think he's just lazy most of the time.

Where the hell do you two work?

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