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Quote: roscoff @ June 2 2009, 11:15 AM BSTAnybody wanna come to my socialist kindergarten for Schizophrenics? Saturday at the WI. Be there!
Evil.
Quote: chipolata @ June 2 2009, 1:16 PM BSTToday and yesterday I've been sneezing a lot. So it looks like my hayfever has kicked in for the year.
I'm told that yesterday had a particularly high pollen count. My normally reliable antihistamines didn't help much.
Morning Aaron 
Quote: Darren Pomroy @ June 3 2009, 9:41 AM BSTI am the total opposite, I want the heat Chipolata, make it come back please!
I'm sure you can find someone to give you heat.
Quote: chipolata @ June 3 2009, 9:36 AM BSTChipolat's pleased it's cooler today.
Not by a huge amount though. 
Quote: EllieJP @ June 3 2009, 10:09 AM BSTI was really angry this morning because it was so hot in my flat and I hadn't slept because of the heat.
You need some fans and open windows.
I would have an open window but the foxes are really loud in the morning.
Quote: EllieJP @ June 3 2009, 12:33 PM BSTbut the foxes are really loud in the morning.
Quote: Leevil @ June 3 2009, 12:35 PM BST
I assumed she was describing attractive women.
There are some foxes that live at the back of my flats. Talking loudly to each other.
Fox 1: How loud can you howl?
Fox 2: Really loud... watch... Yeoooooooowwww
The birds around my way are like that, I'm sure they have megaphones too.
Quote: Gavin @ June 3 2009, 12:37 PM BSTI assumed she was describing attractive women.
Quote: EllieJP @ June 3 2009, 12:33 PM BSTI would have an open window but the foxes are really loud in the morning.
I just shout at them.
Think I'll buy a klaxon for future though.
Quote: Nil Putters @ June 3 2009, 12:38 PM BST
The birds around my way are like that, I'm sure they have megaphones too.
God birds are annoying. I thought they were meant to do songs!
WARK WARK WARK SQUARK WARK!
*Loads gun*
Quote: EllieJP @ June 3 2009, 12:38 PM BSTThere are some foxes that live at the back of my flats. Talking loudly to each other.
Fox 1: How loud can you howl?
Fox 2: Really loud... watch... Yeoooooooowwww
Thats like my place except its Polish builders.
Polish Builder 1: How loud can you Drill?
Polish Builder 2: Really loud... watch... WWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWRRRRRRRRRR
Quote: Gavin @ June 3 2009, 12:49 PM BSTWARK WARK WARK SQUARK WARK!
That's the "Hi Ho" song in bird speak.
Quote: Gavin @ June 3 2009, 12:50 PM BSTThats like my place except its Polish builders.
Polish Builder 1: How loud can you Drill?
Polish Builder 2: Really loud... watch... WWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWRRRRRRRRRR
Quote: Nil Putters @ June 3 2009, 12:50 PM BSTThat's the "Hi Ho" song in bird speak.
Yo if I wanted to hear Hi Ho I'd listen to dwarfs singing it, not vermin ridden flying terrors.
Another thing Birds are thick as shit they fly into the bedroom and can't figure out how to get back out...And I have to pick it up and throw it out, or it'll just give up and die and stink my house out.
>_< >_< ..And Breath.