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That's what I would do. Start from scratch, harness the good points of the club and just start removing those who are dragging them down. Cut out the mercantile players like Owen and their perpetually changing list of defenders, the players who only put the shirt on because it gets them paid. Use the money to scour the lower leagues for talent and cherry pick the best of the Championship, a club like Newcastle is such a prospect for any player outside of the Premiership because they look like they will go up. Then they need to stop spunking money on ridiculous attackers and build a stable back four, I don't think I've ever known them to have a good defence yet they never solve this problem. I think this relegation has been a long time coming.

Quote: Finck @ May 24 2009, 6:13 PM BST

I've just seen it. :(

Also, they'll probably have a lot less money now. Clubs tend to focus on homegrown players in such cases, who are also much more motivated and function better as a team. We had that several times in the Bundesliga, that a club went down and came back with a very young but well attuned team.

Poor Nil, though.

To be honest, Newcastle's resources will easily outstrip any of the teams in the Championship. They do need a new owner though and it might be easier to sell, as long as he lowers his demanding asking price.

Quote: PhQnix @ May 24 2009, 6:14 PM BST

To be honest, Newcastle's resources will easily outstrip any of the teams in the Championship. They do need a new owner though and it might be easier to sell, as long as he lowers his demanding asking price.

Maybe the supporters should buy it. That's how the VfB is run. As a club, not a company. And we're doing quite well.

I'm not sure supporters trusts have ever taken off over here, there are definitely clubs in the lower leagues run like that but I'd be surprised to find out if any of the clubs in the Premiership were built on such a model. I think it's a good system though, the odd demands of football require a different hand to most companies, they can't just be seen as capitalistic ventures - 'cos they're not.

Gav, have you escaped your family obligations?

Quote: PhQnix @ May 24 2009, 6:44 PM BST

I'm not sure supporters trusts have ever taken off over here, there are definitely clubs in the lower leagues run like that but I'd be surprised to find out if any of the clubs in the Premiership were built on such a model. I think it's a good system though, the odd demands of football require a different hand to most companies, they can't just be seen as capitalistic ventures - 'cos they're not.

Prezunctly. :D

Quote: PhQnix @ May 24 2009, 6:46 PM BST

Gav, have you escaped your family obligations?

They are off doing their thing and I'm here doing mine. Best kind of family interaction.

Good call. :P

Robyn is sleepy, and all Nazi revision-ed out.

I have a Nazi flag.

Why doesn't this surprise me?

Laughing out loud

Because you already knew it, IN YOUR MASSIVE BRAIN.

Yep, whole section of my brain devoted to Aaronology.

Quote: Aaron @ May 24 2009, 8:05 PM BST

I have a Nazi flag.

Is it hanging on the wall?

Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ May 24 2009, 8:17 PM BST

Yep, whole section of my brain devoted to Aaronology.

Laughing out loud

Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ May 24 2009, 8:17 PM BST

Yep, whole section of my brain devoted to Aaronology.

Shouldn't that be Aarianism? :D

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