Tummy ache.
Eaten too many crisps.
Status report Page 68
Awwww! 
Status report etc - early night. Leaving tomorrow for...
Cottaging?
It never crossed my mind for an instant, but now that you mention it...
Actually the Far East. China. Horrible journey ahead. And this subsersive website might be banned over there, in which case I won't be able to read you.
Have some good noodles for us though. 
Ellie is covering the receptionist today with her giant breasts.
Ben is looking forward to getting a sausage roll at 10am.
Quote: EllieJP @ November 13 2008, 8:39 AM GMTEllie is covering the receptionist today with her giant breasts.
Lucky receptionist . . .
Quote: Ben @ November 13 2008, 9:05 AM GMTBen is looking forward to getting a sausage roll at 10am.
What's his name?
Roo is once again arranging her sweets in order of most tasty.
Putters is currently led in bed, tissues up each nostril like a sickly walrus, thinking about having toast.
Ellie currently has her mouth round Nil's nose to reduce snot spillages.
Quote: EllieJP @ November 13 2008, 3:37 PM GMTEllie currently has her mouth round Nil's nose to reduce snot spillages.
You are one sick puppy. But I like you.
I just have the best picture in my head of this.