Quote: PhQnix @ May 18 2009, 7:05 PM BSTThere's "nice" and then there's "reeeeally big and unprecedented surprise."
You can't get pregnant up the bum bum.
Status report Page 675
At John Wayne airport in Orange County. Time to fly home. At least they treated me to an earthquake last night.
Finally home at 1:30. I have to be up for work in 4 hours. 
Ellie is annoyed her housemate's girlfriend decides to shower at 2.30am even though they know that when the hot water comes on it's so loud in my room and wakes me up!
Rob is wondering if Ellie's housemate is a girl. *crosses fingers*
No he's not. He is most definitely a man.
So much for the thought of early morning hot lesbian showers getting me through the day.
I hope you're happy now.
Haha... maybe I should jump in with her next time?
Quote: EllieJP @ May 19 2009, 9:32 AM BSTHaha... maybe I should jump in with her next time?
Definitely! But I'd call up your plumber up first so I he can re-adjust the angle of the webcam check the shower's working ok.
Stephen Fry apparently has a bad tummy today according to Twitter and is worried about throwing up on Alan tonight at QI. 
Quote: EllieJP @ May 19 2009, 10:26 AM BSTStephen Fry apparently has a bad tummy today according to Twitter and is worried about throwing up on Alan tonight at QI.
Somebody I work with was taken to hospital in the night because of pains in her side. Oh, wait a minute, that's actually a .
Oh Chip, you make me laugh. 
Quote: EllieJP @ May 19 2009, 9:15 AM BSTEllie is annoyed her housemate's girlfriend decides to shower at 2.30am even though they know that when the hot water comes on it's so loud in my room and wakes me up!
o_O
Why?
I don't know. For some reason she did it when they first got together and I had to say stop. But now she's at it again. I get so angry with broken sleep.
Quote: Aaron @ May 19 2009, 1:04 PM BSTWhy?
You've met Ellie, right?