Status report:
I have a lot of bogies in my nose today.
Status report Page 67
Thanks for that.
Quote: Aaron @ November 10 2008, 5:54 PM GMTTurn up wearing an eye patch, and insist that everyone addresses you as Long John Robyn?
Do it. 
Getting ready for my 12th stand up gig...
Anyone near Balham?
Nil is, once again, considering killing the selfish f**king bitch who lives upstairs.
What'd she do?
She continually wakes me up early each weekend and plays shit music so loud I can actually hear the producer scratching his balls in the background. I've asked her countless times to be more neighbourly but to no avail. She's everything that's wrong with this country. I'll get my own back, just wait until her little sprog wants some sleep, I'll be turning my stereo up to eleven!! Bitch!!!!
Quote: Nil Putters @ November 10 2008, 6:49 PM GMTplays shit music so loud I can actually hear the producer scratching his balls in the background.
and 
simultaneously.
My sentiments exactly!
Nil has a sore throat.
Thankfully his headache has more-or-less gone. 
Ben hates having to get ready in the morning. Why can't I wake up washed, dressed and ready for breakfast?!
Quote: Ben @ November 11 2008, 8:45 AM GMTBen enjoys man-love in the morning.
Oh really . . .
You know how fragile I am at the moment, Matt, SO WHY?! WHY DO THIS TO ME?!
Aaron just plain hates mornings.
Robyn is 40 words over wordcount, and is so glad that her teacher's told her just to leave it.