Quote: Finck @ May 15 2009, 9:37 PM BSTWell, the sun is hot, radiant, powerful and the center of our planetary system. Whereas the moon looks a bit like an arse and is still orbiting his mom.
Oh, dear. The Moon is cool, it doesn't feel the need to impress and melt things. Seen the Moon over the water on a clear night? Beautiful. Anyway, solar flares? they went out of style in the seventies, surely.
The Sun thinks that everything revolves around it.
Must be male.
Quote: Nil Putters @ May 15 2009, 9:16 PM BSTHmmm.
Lenovo laptops.
Quote: Aaron @ May 15 2009, 10:22 PM BSTLenovo laptops.
Quote: Aaron @ May 15 2009, 10:22 PM BSTLenovo laptops.
And the one in view is looking at the World Clock website.
Drinking beer and playing The Replacements at top volume on my friend's patio just east of downtown Los Angeles. Life is good.
The Sun is irredeemably male, the moon undoubtedly female. There surely can't be this much doubt about it, surely? Drinking beer in California while listening to the Replacements can only be equally assuredly good. I do hope that it's English beer though DaButt. Or at the very least, European.
Quote: Rob H @ May 16 2009, 3:27 AM BSTI do hope that it's English beer though DaButt. Or at the very least, European.
Guinness and Fuller's ESB. Now we're on to Bikini Kill. The cops should be here soon.
Quote: DaButt @ May 16 2009, 3:37 AM BSTGuinness and Fuller's ESB. Now we're on to Bikini Kill. The cops should be here soon.
Hmmmm. First two, excellent. As for Bikini Kill, should I be contacting my lawyer, or is that merely a dyslexic's attempt to describe one of Tarantino's films? 
Think the moon must be transvestite.
The Sea of Tranquility sounds suspiciously like a gay bar to me.
The moon does control the ladytimes, apparently, so I'm calling her female.
I've been rejected for accomodation at Queen Mary because apparently I can commute in daily, which is just great. *sigh* Stupid, pointless UCAS. 
How long will that take you?
Won't they keep you in reserve or something?
