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Quote: Hercules Grytpype Thynne @ 15th February 2025, 12:00 AM

It's just gone midnight, and I am now 80 years old 😢

Quote: Teddy Paddalack @ 15th February 2025, 1:32 AM

Happy birthday I presume you posted that on your way to the toilet.

Of course. Happy birthday Herc.

Quote: a plate @ 15th February 2025, 12:41 PM

Happy Birthday Herc! You're only as old as the woman's legs you're eyeing up on House of Games.

Thank you plate, but I've forgotten now why

Quote: Chappers @ 15th February 2025, 12:44 PM

Of course. Happy birthday Herc.

Thank you Dave 😊

Belated happy birthday Herc. I've always found your avatar terrifying.

Quote: Lee @ 17th February 2025, 5:02 PM

Belated happy birthday Herc. I've always found your avatar terrifying.

Thank you and good, HGT was a schemer who trod on anyone to get to the top, even his faithful sidekick, the French Count of no fixed abode, Jim "Knees" Moriarty.

Quote: Hercules Grytpype Thynne @ 17th February 2025, 5:12 PM

Thank you and good, HGT was a schemer who trod on anyone to get to the top, even his faithful sidekick, the French Count of no fixed abode, Jim "Knees" Moriarty.

I do remember the Telegoons. (Or was it Tellygoons?)

Quote: Chappers @ 17th February 2025, 7:37 PM

I do remember the Telegoons. (Or was it Tellygoons?)

They were on TV the night after the Kennedy assassination. Immediately after the first-ever episode of Dr Who.

quote name="Chappers" post="1288281" date="17th February 2025, 7:37 PM"]I do remember the Telegoons. (Or was it Tellygoons?)[/quote]

You had it right the first time, and never imo quite pulled off the entertainment value of the original radio show, which I usually listen to once a week, especially with the Beeb still running a very good repeat series of every episode in their library.

My personal pick of the recent ones, is "The Macreekie Rising of '74", which is one of the funniest, despite ironically Spike Milligan not being in it owing to illness, with his parts being taken partly by the very funny jazz trombonist George Chisholm - was actually written by Spike though, with Larry Stephens whose biography I have just finished reading.

Captain Neddie Seagoon has captured the great hairy caber of the Clan MacReekie from the Scots and taken it to the Tower of London. Laird Red Hairy MacLegs lays siege to the tower. Major Bloodnok stores the caber in the Crown Jewels room, which is empty at the moment. The Jewels are perfectly safe - the pawn ticket's under lock and key.

Laird Red Hairy MacLegs "Tonight we march north to attack the English and retrieve the Great Hairy Caber of the Clan MacReekie!"

George McChisholm "But England is South!"

Hairy MacLegs "Aye, we're going to march right round the world!"

Insane, but I love it, with Peter Sellers doing his wonderful Scottish accent

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