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It's my sisters birthday today

Makes me appreciate she is still around...

Went to a very good friend's funeral this morning - I can't believe he's gone, and yet another one younger than me 😢

Ben is off to eat some late-night rice. Got to get those carbs in.

I'm usually the first person to put our wheelie bin out ready for tomorrow morning's collection, which means my neighbours then follow suit..............

Does that make me a Binfluencer?

Opens door. Looks around. Closes door.

Yes, you don't want to catch a chill, and beware you don't shut your nose in the door when you close it

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