Quote: Billy Bunter @ 9th July 2024, 3:16 PMWere you not out for the count for the duration of the op?
I had keyhole surgery and a general anaesthetic.
Yes I was out of it. Keyhole first and a bit of a complication meaning they had to go in elsewhere.
Quote: Billy Bunter @ 9th July 2024, 5:04 PMWell, I thought that but there's too many blank spaces. In any case I'm pretty sure that didn't happen to me.
You sure, 'cos I've noticed your voice has gone up a couple of notches
Quote: Chappers @ 9th July 2024, 6:59 PMYes I was out of it. Keyhole first and a bit of a complication meaning they had to go in elsewhere.
Oh my God, not the back passage! 😮
Quote: Hercules Grytpype Thynne @ 9th July 2024, 11:22 PMYou sure, 'cos I've noticed your voice has gone up a couple of notches
Oh my God, not the back passage! 😮
No. They made a new one.
Quote: Chappers @ 10th July 2024, 7:33 PMNo. They made a new one.
Don't understand - so now you have two bum holes?
I've told you before about insulting some of the posters on here...
Quote: Stephen Goodlad @ 11th July 2024, 7:39 AMI've told you before about insulting some of the posters on here...
Bum hole....
Quote: Chappers @ 9th July 2024, 1:48 PMThe worst bit was the C********tion.
Anyway like the Mathematician I worked it out with a pencil.
I turned my computer on yesterday and the screen said 'Welcome to Windows 11.
It had upgraded itself without me asking or doing anything. ?
All ok until I tried to shut down. Why would they hide the shut-down button away like that?
I seriously hate these upgrades and tell pop-ups to F OFF. The so called "improvements" do nothing and just caused aggravation - I suspect a lot of it is some knob just out of uni trying to prove how clever he is to his bosses
I'm looking to buy a new TV. I've seen one with 1 billion colours. Do you think that's enough?
Quote: Chappers @ 15th July 2024, 5:49 PMI'm looking to buy a new TV. I've seen one with 1 billion colours. Do you think that's enough?
Used to be happy with just the two. Unless I was watching snooker of course.
Quote: Billy Bunter @ 15th July 2024, 6:42 PMUsed to be happy with just the two. Unless I was watching snooker of course.
Yes but they told you that the blue was behind the pink.
Been to the Eye Clinic at the main hospital this morning - my left eye has deteriorated considerably, but thankfully my right is still holding up well.
Quote: Hercules Grytpype Thynne @ 18th July 2024, 11:29 AMBeen to the Eye Clinic at the main hospital this morning - my left eye has deteriorated considerably, but thankfully my right is still holding up well.
No wonder you're making all those mistakes on the 'Count to a Million# thread. 
Saw a man jogging it the bike lane yesterday, despite a perfectly usable footpath and grass verge, and wondered what would happen if a cyclist came along in the bike lane. Would an argument follow, or would the cyclist pull out into the passing cars and lorries.............
Then within in a minute or so, I then saw a cyclist riding on the footpath as he passed the jogger in the road.
Law unto themselves. There'd soon be a load of fuss if a car driver or motor-cyclist used the footpath/verge.