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Yeah, but they only have limited concept of the letter 'U'.

Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ April 24 2009, 6:13 PM BST

American spell-check.

Sort it!

Stuck at work answering moany letters and mind turning to mush. Help.

Watching the first episode of Henry VIII - Mind Of A Tyrant. Fascinating stuff.

Quote: Aaron @ April 24 2009, 7:17 PM BST

Sort it!

*salutes* Will do when I can bear to look at a Word document again.

Just landed in New Orleans. Had a great flight and, contrary to my usual luck, I sat next to a girl who looked like Catalina from 'My Name is Earl' - only hotter. Even the flight attendants were model-gorgeous.

Then the African guy sitting next to me farted and made no attempt to hide it - in fact he gently wafted the air over his crotch with his hand.

Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ April 24 2009, 6:00 PM BST

"Where as the 'Sex and the City' script clearly conveys an overt, crude, and almost uncomfortably forward sexualisation of modern Westernized women who are frustrated having been "f**king with no finale"..." Unimpressed

So what it's about 3 hookers and their mom?

I'll let Renegade Carpark pick me up on the quote. :P

Earlier, Chipolata bit into a satsuma on the train and sprayed the woman next to him with sticky juice. Errr

Hehehehe

Quote: chipolata @ April 25 2009, 1:41 PM BST

Earlier, Chipolata sprayed the woman next to him with sticky juice. Errr

I'm sure that's what you meant.

Quote: Nil Putters @ April 25 2009, 1:44 PM BST

I'm sure that's what you meant.

:D She was actually quite nice looking.

Did you dab it off with a hanky? All shy like? You could be the new Hugh Grant.

Quote: Nil Putters @ April 25 2009, 1:50 PM BST

Did you dab it off with a hanky? All shy like? You could be the new Hugh Grant.

I wonder if he's got half of it down already?

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Lee(vil) is bored!

N(e)il is too.

Although Columbo is easing the pain.

Is he giving you a foot massage?

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