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Packing for my trip to Europe. Three flights and 26 hours from now, I'll be in Krakow.

About as long as the train journeys took
What?

Quote: DaButt @ 17th October 2022, 2:47 PM

Packing for my trip to Europe. Three flights and 26 hours from now, I'll be in Krakow.

I don't know how you do it DB - I get knackered just walking to the local shop. I could no longer do what you are taking on, than fly to the moon.

Quote: Hercules Grytpype Thynne @ 17th October 2022, 11:16 PM

I don't know how you do it DB - I get knackered just walking to the local shop. I could no longer do what you are taking on, than fly to the moon.

I'm a young and spry 59 years old, so my traveling days are numbered.

My flight from San Antonio to Atlanta was 30% Brits. They said they'd been training with our military. They were mostly bearded and muscular, so maybe some sort of special ops types?

Getting ready to take off from Atlanta. Next stop: Amsterdam.

The man with the velvet voice................

Waiting to meet my son and his wife after they pass through immigration in Amsterdam. Just a brief reunion, as they're continuing on to Porto, and I'll be off to Krakow. We leave from the same gate, so hopefully we'll have time for a beer.

Poland and Portugal, my family had the same trip. That was before we agreed a dyslexic shouldn't be booking the flight tickets.

Reminds me of the time I planned a holiday in Mali and ended up in the capital of Peru

Had thieves down the drive last night. The video doorbell and camera's picked them up and sent an alarm to my phone at 4am.
Even though the security lighting came on, they were bold as brass still trying the cars doors.
I got up and let the dog out at them. They ran for their lives with a snarling dog in pursuit .
I watched the video and of course they were masked up but I noticed one had an ice-pick tool.
Obviously to break the car windows if they spotted anything.
Wankers.

Just watching Boris Karloff as Colonel March head of the 'Department of Queer Complaints It puts the X Files to shame.

"Money couldn't buy friends, but you got a better class of enemy." great quote btw (sorry for a little out of topic, just found interesting this saying in the post

I was speaking to a young woman and asked her what her job was.
She said 'I'm a Lash Technician. I thought she was making a joke meaning she was always on the piss.
No, it's a job.

When I was researching family history on the census, a lot of Edwardian females were 'Stay Makers' - I thought that was an early form of travel agent.....................it's a "joke", Mr C

My TV is buggered again.

(Go on. I've left the goal wide open)

You been watching too much Autumn Watch again, ain't yer. Dirty boy - she's not actually in that box in the corner of your room, you know!

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