Quote: Stephen Goodlad @ 26th September 2022, 7:23 PMYou are always being listened to.
I tested Alexa, Siri and Google by saying 'gas boiler a good few times while they were not being used.
Sure enough, I was bombarded with ads for boilers on every platform.
It's artificial intelligence I know but they are listening for key words.
I haven't got Alexa and I watched it on the TV.
Quote: Chappers @ 26th September 2022, 7:59 PMI haven't got Alexa and I watched it on the TV.
Yeah! It's that gap in your curtains they are peering through to check on you.
Finished the script for a sketch show.
Well, when I say "finished" I mean the first draft. A few things I need to alter, one more scene needed, then refine the whole thing and add even more jokes where possible.
And a better title needed too. "Sketch Show Number 8" is the current one.
Well done.
I received a letter today from the Passport Office. Enclosed was a marriage certificate and a note saying that my passport would be sent soon*.
The trouble is it's not my marriage certificate. Somebody else with a name similar to mine.
Not very encouraging is it.
* I already received mine a couple of months ago.
So I was walking down the street, when I kept hearing an accordion being played behind me, so looked around and this is what I saw....................
It'll keep ya knackers cool as you walk.
Or make you look like a complete knob.
Got my 66 quid from the govt into my leccy account today.
Get the one bar fire on for an hour then.
God bless the government.
Just had a phone call from the BBC asking if David Attenborough can come around to my house and film the new series of Frozen Planet 3
Quote: Hercules Grytpype Thynne @ 3rd October 2022, 2:51 PMJust had a phone call from the BBC asking if David Attenborough can come around to my house and film the new series of Frozen Planet 3
"And, here, we see - frozen for perpetuity in the ice - fully intact - the complete first series of All Gas & Gaters"
Quote: Lazzard @ 3rd October 2022, 3:01 PM"And, here, we see - frozen for perpetuity in the ice - fully intact - the complete first series of All Gas & Gaters"
Is that Gaters, the cricketer? ?
Whoops
I had Microsoft as my default browser but I was getting so fed up with all of the fake news you get tempted to look at. Consequently I decided to make Google Chrome my default.
The problem is I lost all my saved passwords and bookmarks and had to start again with new passwords. What a pain in the arse!