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We were going to get a couple more hens - but I've a nasty feeling we might be going into Chicken Lockdown again.
We've only just come out of restrictions.
Might leave it a week - see what happens.
I need my boiled egg in the morning!

Twelve gallons of mild in the fermenter and all the brewing equipment cleaned up and put away by 10:30 in the morning. I think that's a new personal record.

Anyone who can put away twelve gallons of mild before 10.30 in the morning is an honorary Englishman in my book.
Bravo.

Quote: Lazzard @ 23rd August 2022, 4:40 PM

Anyone who can put away twelve gallons of mild before 10.30 in the morning is an honorary Englishman in my book.
Bravo.

:)

We relented and got a couple in the end.

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Aww! What are their names?

We don't name them.
In case the fox turns up.
We've got a name for him, though.

:O

I can imagine!

Quote: Lazzard @ 24th August 2022, 4:14 PM

We relented and got a couple in the end.

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We used to have chickens when I was a child.Funny things.If you were in the garden and they thought it was going to rain
they would come running to you and had to be led to their coop.

There's a farm behind my house. His fields back up to my garden and he keeps about 50 chickens to sell the eggs.
Every now and then we see a fox trotting by with one of the 50 in its gob.

Q. What's the difference between Lazzard and Pedro?

A. Lazzard has more than one layer

Took me a while.
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Bank Holiday weekend and no Brian Rix on TV? What's going on? Have I missed something?

We had a patient referred at the Hospital I work at today. Apparently he drinks 8 bottles of wine a day.

He's either a connoisseur or a wino.All depends on where he lives.

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