British Comedy Guide

Status report Page 6,133

Quote: Lazzard @ 29th July 2022, 6:25 PM

Pretty sure it still passes muster.
Sampled plenty when I was there - but that's film crews for you!

The guy in front of me in the security line in San Antonio was carrying a massive Pelican case and a massive, expensive-looking video camera. I was surprised that the camera wasn't in any sort of case.

I've taught a wild crow to wolf whistle. I had heard that they could mimic, so each day on my morning walk (which goes through a cemetery) I wolf-whistled at the crows.
I saw one always tilt his/her head when I did. It. Now it whistles as I approach and I whistle back. Hope it's not a hate crime.

You're always crowing about something

It's Friday...

It's five to five...

Damn - missed it.
Just catching the end of Pogles Wood before the news

Quote: Billy Bunter @ 5th August 2022, 4:55 PM

It's Friday...

It's five to five...

No it's not!

Zebedee jumped on Ermintrudes back in tonight's episode.

Facebook changed their algorithms and I lost my job along with 20 others. Dark times at Teddy Towers but hopefully the sun will return soon.

I never like to hear that. Something always turns up.

Thanks Stephen its been on the cards for a few weeks . Companies on Facebook are like fleas on a dog. They can have the best plans in the world but then the dogs changes direction.
I'll just have to have a look around and see who needs what and if I can do it I will.
I only posted this as I have to speak out about shit as I have never seen it successfully bottled.

Quote: Teddy Paddalack @ 8th August 2022, 9:39 PM

Facebook changed their algorithms and I lost my job along with 20 others.

Sorry to hear that. I hope you find an even better gig soon.

Just out of curiosity, what sort of work did you do? Some sort of advertising or SEO?

I was used to get conversations going on the page . It was nowhere like this page everything was inside remit and on brand as FB are zealots. It was long hours for shit pay but as they say it was a job,
I'll get another one I have to and I will and maybe its one that gives me more time to write my own stuff so I'm hoping its a positive in the end.

I've been flat hunting for about 3 months and thinking there's nothing I can afford. Maybe I should put it on hold for now and concentrate on my writing. There's a novel competition in the Daily Mail I need to enter.

I just made hot melted cheese on toast

I now have a melted roof of the mouth

Quote: lofthouse @ 9th August 2022, 8:24 PM

I just made hot melted cheese on toast

I now have a melted roof of the mouth

I'm always burning the roof of my mouth. You'd think I would be immune by now.

Share this page