Quote: Gavin @ April 23 2009, 1:50 PM BSTSame as Saint David's Day. When Dave fought a dragon and with his cosmic powers threw a dragon into the sun.
No one celebrates it. Except the really Welsh. I suppose we don't like to make a fuss.
There are people that make a fuss. It should be a national holiday. I will be celebrating tonight with classic English grub and beer. 
I think it should be a holiday too. I don't want to celebrate it, I just want the day off.
chipolata's just given a book about sexual fantasies to the recptionist. He's wondering if he's crossed the line?
It depends, have you circled your faves in red pen and drawn little stick figures of you shagging her?
Quote: Nil Putters @ April 23 2009, 2:25 PM BST
That's next week when I give her my favourite edition of Buttman. 
Quote: chipolata @ April 23 2009, 2:23 PM BSTchipolata's just given a book about sexual fantasies to the recptionist. He's wondering if he's crossed the line?
Did you say? "Learn it babe I'll be testing you on the weekend."
Quote: chipolata @ April 23 2009, 2:27 PM BSTThat's next week when I give her my favourite edition of Buttman.
Classy.
Ooh. Are there pictures?
Quote: zooo @ April 23 2009, 2:37 PM BSTOoh. Are there pictures?
In Buttman? You better believe there are! I would post one but your bullying boyfriend's already sent me one PM today threatening to ban me if I don't toe the party line. 
Actually I sent it yesterday. 
Quote: Matthew Stott @ April 23 2009, 1:22 PM BSTSo you're English in the fact that you're English, surely?!
Prezunctly.
Speaking of bullying boyfriends, I got whacked in the face by a supermarket basket today, and thought I might get a black eye. It would have been fun if I did because then strangers in the street would assume I had a wife-beating husband. Ace.
(That's what I always think if I see a woman with a bruise.)
Quote: Aaron @ April 23 2009, 3:34 PM BSTActually I sent it yesterday.
Prezunctly.
Aye, I'm not saying I'm not English. I. Am. English. There, said it.
I think I might find a small country which hasn't got a flag and invade them in order to civilise them. It's what Saint George would have wanted.
Beautiful. 
Quote: zooo @ April 23 2009, 3:36 PM BSTSpeaking of bullying boyfriends, I got whacked in the face by a supermarket basket today, and thought I might get a black eye. It would have been fun if I did because then strangers in the street would assume I had a wife-beating husband. Ace.
Say the word and I'll pop down and punch you in the old boat race, as your dad would say.
I'll get said daddy on you.