I've been toying with the idea of becoming a mentor. All I need now is a kid who's daft enough to listen to me and who won't tell the police that I told him to do the stuff that he keeps getting arrested for.
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Quote: chipolata @ 8th July 2019, 4:25 PMChip saved a chicken today and is feeling pretty good about it. Although he doesn't feel the need to get 'Chicken Saver' on his avatar.
I saved a chicken too, it's in pieces in my freezer.
Couldn't you get it out and try to calm it down?
Quote: Teddy Paddalack @ 9th July 2019, 3:06 PMCouldn't you get it out and try to calm it down?
Dunno why by I can see Rigsby saying it.
Quote: billwill @ 9th July 2019, 3:02 PMI saved a chicken too, it's in pieces in my freezer.
I'm just glad that chicken I saved doesn't read the BCG.
Quote: chipolata @ 9th July 2019, 4:17 PMI'm just glad that chicken I saved doesn't read the BCG.
They might pluck up the courage. >_<
Yeah, I know. Not good, but it's the end of the day and I'm tired now.
Quote: Hercules Grytpype Thynne @ 9th July 2019, 4:25 PMThey might pluck up the courage. >_<
that's quite a poultry offering. And I see your wincing man is working.
Quote: chipolata @ 10th July 2019, 11:49 AMthat's quite a poultry offering. And I see your wincing man is working.
What a silly clucker, and I'm glad you spelt wincing right. ( >_ it don't work now! )
These puns are offal. Just offal.
I know - it's swill
Where's beaky?
He's crowing on the Thames..................at Hen ley.
Haven't you lot heard of GDPR - the puns you are peddling could be poussin-al data.
I couldn't give a flyin' cluck