Poked the tortoise
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I know, I'm 12.
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Quote: Stephen Goodlad @ 21st February 2019, 10:37 AMSnigger
I know, I'm 12.
Plus, he was asleep, so I took advantage.
I'm 11.
Children eh. >_<
Can't believe we have daffodils blooming in the garden in February. Birds singing,too. Fair cheers you up. Spring is in the air.
A while ago I spotted something that could be terrorist related. (I have to be a bit cryptic here)
I saw it every day and my suspicions were raised.
I let the authorities know through the correct channels and when you go this route, you are told that you will never get any feedback.
Nothing changed for a week or so. The activity was still going on
Then one day a large tradesman's van was parked close by. Someone inside opened the side door and was shouted at to close it immediately.
I got a glimpse of the interior.
There were police in bullet proof vests etc and computer and monitor stuff.
I only ever saw this activity while I was walking by and when I came back, the van and activity were gone.
The activity has never returned.
If you ever see anything dodgy - be assured, they do investigate.
You practicing scripts for a new series, Stephen ? 
"They Do Investigate" would be a good title...
I'd watch it. Love a bit of spies, me. 
You might take the piss.... But it's really a true story.
Quote: Stephen Goodlad @ 24th February 2019, 2:09 PMA while ago I spotted something that could be terrorist related. (I have to be a bit cryptic here)
I saw it every day and my suspicions were raised.
I let the authorities know through the correct channels and when you go this route, you are told that you will never get any feedback.Nothing changed for a week or so. The activity was still going on
Then one day a large tradesman's van was parked close by. Someone inside opened the side door and was shouted at to close it immediately.
I got a glimpse of the interior.
There were police in bullet proof vests etc and computer and monitor stuff.
I only ever saw this activity while I was walking by and when I came back, the van and activity were gone.
The activity has never returned.
If you ever see anything dodgy - be assured, they do investigate.
Maybe it was Police surveillance and you should've kept quiet.
Quote: Stephen Goodlad @ 24th February 2019, 5:53 PMYou might take the piss.... But it's really a true story.
Eeee lad, there's t'nowt takin' t'urine 'ere.
James flung back the door of t'public bar as he entered the Cat and t'Whistle, and takin' long drag off his black shag rollie, he growled at t'barman..................
James: "Pint t'John Smiths wit 'ead still on and in t'straight glass wee nowt cherry or t'umbrella landlord"
Been married 53 years today. Don't know which emoticon to use.
I bet you didn't know how long, ya missus told you.
Well that's the case for me anyway. She gets narked when I can't remember how many years.
Congratulations Herc OLD boy
Quote: Hercules Grytpype Thynne @ 5th March 2019, 11:50 AMBeen married 53 years today. Don't know which emoticon to use.
Well done and congratulations! An amazing feat these days.
Quote: Stephen Goodlad @ 5th March 2019, 1:14 PMI bet you didn't know how long, ya missus told you.
Well that's the case for me anyway. She gets narked when I can't remember how many years.
Congratulations Herc OLD boy
Thank you, and honest guv it was me - she thought it was 52 years, but then since her stroke the old grey matter ain't what it was. IS for me though! 
Quote: Briosaid @ 5th March 2019, 1:18 PMWell done and congratulations! An amazing feat these days.
Thank you
Quote: Hercules Grytpype Thynne @ 5th March 2019, 11:50 AMBeen married 53 years today.
Fifty-three years of marriage is absolutely astonishing these days.
Your marriage is a veritable Coronation Street in a world of Albion Markets.
Congratulations to you and Mrs Thynne.