I know bugger all about football but maybe the clue is in the first four letters of their name.
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Quote: Chappers @ 21st February 2017, 12:13 AMJust come home from Gander Green Lane where Sutton United were not disgraced against Arsenal. Just a shame we couldn't score. Arsenal though are a load of prima donnas and our captain clattered a few of them. Wenger whinging as usual. Up and down like a jack in a box and still moaning about our pitch even though they won 2-0. Each of their players probably earns more in a week than our whole team in a year!
Maybe this should've gone in the "Things that piss you off" thread.
We can only look forward to how Matt Rhead deals with them then. 
Wenger was quite praiseworthy of your boys on'telly.
Liked your reserve 'keeper and his penchant for a half-time pie & pint. And his tribute to the great 'keepers of yesteryear. Fatty Foulke? Tubby Morton?
I say you Fat Owl.........pot and kettle what?
Quote: Hercules Grytpype Thynne @ 21st February 2017, 12:09 PMI say you Fat Owl.........pot and kettle what?
Beast!
I'm doing more poems basically:
Beyond the Beatles
Hillary Clinton, picks up her eyes that she keep in a box by a fridge in the sink
Father McKanye, och aye the noo yacky dah to be sure when I hear myself think
Mother Theresa, gets out of bed then wakes up as Michelle next to Lily the Pink
Pep Guardiola, drives his car, plays sitar, ob la di, ob la da, on the brink
Ah, look at all the lonely people
I feel so all alone
She loves you, you feel fine but I'm stuck here in this steeple
Cos Obama insisted I tapped the Donald's phone
The hills are alive with the sound of their Etihad tomfoolery
I have to climb every mountain now eight days a week, do, da, do
Gotta get you into my life to get back in my life the USSR's rattling of jewellery
Why, why Delilah, I may have forgotten my tablets again haven't you
Quote: Gordon Bennett @ 4th March 2017, 9:34 PM
I have done.
The blood rush always takes it out of me. 
Quote: A Horseradish @ 4th March 2017, 9:20 PMI'm doing more poems basically:
Cos Obama insisted I tapped the Donald's phone
Very good . . . and incidentally, I just tweeted that 'I "just found out" that there was an old woman who lived in a shoe. Sick!'
Or maybe this was something I saw in the news, or read somewhere, perhaps some time ago - but nevertheless, 'I was given this information', so . . .
Don't give up the day job.
Today is my 51st Wedding Anniversary 
Dunno whether to laugh or cry.
I know which I'd be doing....
Happy Anniversary Herc 
Quote: Hercules Grytpype Thynne @ 5th March 2017, 12:06 PMToday is my 51st Wedding Anniversary
Happy anniversary, Mrs. Herc and Herc!!
Thank you friends.