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Quote: Nick Nockerty @ 14th March 2016, 5:25 PM GMT

Ben,

OK I'm late (as was your wife) and I've never met you, but what the heck it's a baby, congratulations. Being a father it's great fun.

Wife? Christ, don't let her hear that or she'll start getting ideas!

Quote: Ben @ 14th March 2016, 6:24 PM GMT

Wife? Christ, don't let her hear that or she'll start getting ideas!

You mean...you're...you're not....?

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Doooooom!!!

Steve is congratulating Ben on his happy news
He is also contemplating a haircut

Also as exciting as the baby news is have you heard what's going on in the BCG clique league?
Kipper is top of the table
I kid you not mate.

Quote: Steve Sunshine @ 14th March 2016, 7:09 PM GMT

Also as exciting as the baby news is have you heard what's going on in the BCG clique league?
Kipper is top of the table
I kid you not mate.

The clique are too busy knitting baby clothes to bother about who is top of the league.

In other news, I said this in a shop today, don't know why they couldn't understand me.

"tatit foe pisspeas"

Quote: Loopey @ 15th March 2016, 5:18 PM GMT

The clique are too busy knitting baby clothes to bother about who is top of the league.

In other news, I said this in a shop today, don't know why they couldn't understand me.

"tatit foe pisspeas"

Are you going to translate or keep us forever in suspense?

Quote: Gordon Bennett @ 14th March 2016, 6:52 PM GMT

You mean...you're...you're not....?

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Doooooom!!!

He needs to remain unmarried to prostitute himself to the next client...

Why am I posting this today? A bit late I know.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sxJFjO4Skgo

Quote: Loopey @ 15th March 2016, 5:18 PM GMT

I said this in a shop today, don't know why they couldn't understand me.
"tatit foe pisspeas"

="keewik" post="1151773" date="15th March 2016, 10:19 PM GMT"]Are you going to translate or keep us forever in suspense?
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Thought you might like to guess
:D
Packet of crisps please.

Quote: Loopey @ 16th March 2016, 11:41 AM GMT

="keewik" post="1151773" date="15th March 2016, 10:19 PM GMT"]Are you going to translate or keep us forever in suspense?

Thought you might like to guess
:D
Packet of crisps please.
[/quote]

I would have guessed you were asking for peas and potatoes.

Quote: reds @ 16th March 2016, 12:29 PM GMT

Thought you might like to guess
:D
Packet of crisps please.

I would have guessed you were asking for peas and potatoes.
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:)

Quote: Loopey @ 15th March 2016, 5:18 PM GMT

"tatit foe pisspeas"

I would have guessed were drunk.

Quote: Nick Nockerty @ 16th March 2016, 5:10 PM GMT

I would have guessed were drunk.

I can't remember.

Sick

Quote: Loopey @ 15th March 2016, 5:18 PM GMT

"tatit foe pisspeas"

A can of Lager please?

Quote: reds @ 16th March 2016, 12:29 PM GMT

Thought you might like to guess
:D
Packet of crisps please.

I would have guessed you were asking for peas and potatoes.
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Well with the word 'piss' in there I wondered if you wanted to use their toilet. :O

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