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Quote: Gordon Bennett @ 20th December 2015, 12:49 PM GMT

Off for a 30Km run.

2:45...and some serious pain in my left leg.

Quote: TheBlueNun @ 20th December 2015, 2:45 PM GMT

Really? Through the woods? Remember what happened last time GB.

I've almost forgotten about that. Thanks for another fortnight of nightmares, TBN. No tranny-in-lingerie-alert today...maybe it's too cold for that sort of thing.

Quote: Gordon Bennett @ 20th December 2015, 12:49 PM GMT

Off for a 30Km run.

WHY???????????????

Quote: Gordon Bennett @ 20th December 2015, 4:47 PM GMT

2:45...and some serious pain in my left leg.

Serves you right! Sounds a stooopid thing to do!

Quote: Gordon Bennett @ 20th December 2015, 4:47 PM GMT

2:45...and some serious pain in my left leg.

I've almost forgotten about that. Thanks for another fortnight of nightmares, TBN. No tranny-in-lingerie-alert today...maybe it's too cold for that sort of thing.

It's too wet here for those kind of scanty shenanigans.

I'm probably getting paranoid. Almost every new member sounds like David Smith to me these days. Choo choo choo choo!

Quote: Gordon Bennett @ 23rd December 2015, 10:24 PM GMT

I'm probably getting paranoid. Almost every new member sounds like David Smith to me these days. Choo choo choo choo!

I think I know what you mean.

Or, in other words, 'ditto.'

Quote: Gordon Bennett @ 23rd December 2015, 10:24 PM GMT

I'm probably getting paranoid. Almost every new member sounds like Darth David Smithius to me these days. Choo choo choo choo!

Use the force Gordon, use the force.

Not just me then.

Alone on the BCG with zooo...a bit awkward.

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Edit: Now she's gone...phew! :D

So Zooo's a swizz miss for you?

Quote: Gordon Bennett @ 27th December 2015, 6:36 PM GMT

Alone on the BCG with zooo...a bit awkward.

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Phew! Luckily I missed this most awkward of moments.

Feck off, 2015!

And you think 2016 is going to be better shit? Unimpressed

The "Dinner For One"-attack on German TV has already started.

If I knew what that meant I would comment.

He's told us before! It's an old show they repeat every New Year's Eve.
But nobody knows why.
And no one in England even knows what it is.

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