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Have 3 days to write a play. Well, half of one as I've half done. Oh, God!

Quote: keewik @ 12th December 2015, 9:47 PM GMT

Have 3 days to write a play. Well, half of one as I've half done. Oh, God!

What are you writing?

Quote: keewik @ 12th December 2015, 9:47 PM GMT

Have 3 days to write a play. Well, half of one as I've half done. Oh, God!

Need any help - you know to turn it into English?

Wow, me names up 12 times** now..........roll on 10,000. :D

** 13

Still awake. :(

Quote: Loopey @ 14th December 2015, 4:59 AM GMT

Still awake. :(

It's only just after 9pm and I'm trying to stay awake. Have to get up at 5am but if I try and go to sleep now I will just spend the next few hours tossing and turning. Even though I feel tired.

Stupid Brain. It only one of the busiest weeks of the year at work.

Quote: reds @ 14th December 2015, 11:14 AM GMT

It's only just after 9pm and I'm trying to stay awake. Have to get up at 5am but if I try and go to sleep now I will just spend the next few hours tossing and turning. Even though I feel tired.

Stupid Brain. It only one of the busiest weeks of the year at work.

Yes, my sympathies as that is exactly what happens to me. Busy day coming for example but there is no point in going to bed early as you finish up with less sleep, but then you need the sleep - severely pisses me off! Angry

And you're right about the brain, which decides to go through all the index files of irrelevant stuff. Grrrrrrrrrr!!!!!!

Quote: Hercules Grytpype Thynne @ 14th December 2015, 11:27 AM GMT

Yes, my sympathies as that is exactly what happens to me. Busy day coming for example but there is no point in going to bed early as you finish up with less sleep, but then you need the sleep - severely pisses me off! Angry

And you're right about the brain, which decides to go through all the index files of irrelevant stuff. Grrrrrrrrrr!!!!!!

Yep. I'm normally a real night owl so don't feel tired until later but worked a lot of long weeks lately and finally starting to catch up with me.

Never been good at the getting to sleep bit. My Mum always tells me to turn light on and read or watch TV. She doesn't get that I have tried this and it does make feel tired... the problem is when I turn out the light again I still can't get to sleep.

A big bee or wasp (queen) just flew into a web on the outside of my window and a spider only half its size has killed or paralysed it and wrapped it up (for Christmas dinner ? ).

Now it is lifting it to the top of the window; strong little bugger, the insect must weigh 2 or 3 times as much as the spider.

Oh sigh if that was a queen bee, that will drastically aggravate the bee population decline. If it was a queen wasp ...

Chip's just bought a cat door stop for his mom's Christmas present. It's pretty nice. Chip might keep it himself.

Quote: billwill @ 14th December 2015, 12:52 PM GMT

A big bee or wasp (queen) just flew into a web on the outside of my window and a spider only half its size has killed or paralysed it and wrapped it up (for Christmas dinner ? ).

Now it is lifting it to the top of the window; strong little bugger, the insect must weigh 2 or 3 times as much as the spider.

Oh sigh if that was a queen bee, that will drastically aggravate the bee population decline. If it was a queen wasp ...

I blame you entirely for this possible bee death, billwill. God invented duster sticks for destroying spider webs in those hard to reach places.

But if it was a wasp, chip doesn't care.

Quote: chipolata @ 15th December 2015, 11:05 AM GMT

Chip's just bought a cat door stop for his mom's Christmas present. It's pretty nice. Chip might keep it himself.

I blame you entirely for this possible bee death, billwill. God invented duster sticks for destroying spider webs in those hard to reach places.

Mom? >_<

The web was outside my house, y'know, and I didn't even know it was there till the insect got caught in it.

Quote: Hercules Grytpype Thynne @ 15th December 2015, 12:20 PM GMT

Mom? >_<

Heh. I was talking to my friend the other night and I said to them I had offered to get the crisps for Christmas Day. Clearly I watch/ read to many things about UK because in Australia we would just say chips or potato chips.

too

Too many people especially on this forum are writing to instead of too.

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