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Steady on.

Quote: chipolata @ 12th December 2015, 10:59 AM GMT

I've become slack as I get older.

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There, I've just tightened myself up.

Ah that's better. So you've had sexual relations 39 times so far this year? Good show.

Quote: zooo @ 12th December 2015, 11:01 AM GMT

Ah that's better. So you've had sexual relations 39 times so far this year? Good show.

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Quote: zooo @ 12th December 2015, 11:01 AM GMT

Ah that's better. So you've had sexual relations 39 times so far this year? Good show.

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Just to lower the tone, as is my want - I thought the S stood for shits as I too get constipated.
Look, here's me straining now................. >_<

Just reading about a new carry on film planned? Anyone know anything about it?

Quote: Wheel @ 12th December 2015, 11:27 AM GMT

Just reading about a new carry on film planned? Anyone know anything about it?

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Let's not beat about the bush, you're "David Smith", aren't you?

Quote: Gordon Bennett @ 12th December 2015, 1:08 PM GMT

Let's not beat about the bush, you're "David Smith", aren't you?

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Nope, I am not. I don't have a clue who he is or what you're talking about. Even if I were the so called "David Smith" what makes you say that, because I am certainly not him.

That's the sort of thing David Smith would say...
Welcome to the site anyway.

Quote: Paul Wimsett @ 12th December 2015, 5:10 PM GMT

That's the sort of thing David Smith would say...
Welcome to the site anyway.

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Well loads of people have things in common with other people, lots of people say the same things, it's no big deal.

Quote: Hercules Grytpype Thynne @ 11th December 2015, 5:28 PM GMT

Just been back to the vets, seems it might be laryngitis.

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Doesn't stop you posting on here though does it.

Quote: Chappers @ 12th December 2015, 7:40 PM GMT

Doesn't stop you posting on here though does it.

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It's me dog that has it and if it was me, you don't get laryngitis in yer fingers and if I did I would use my willy to type (only when it is excited you understand, which is not often these days )

Quote: Hercules Grytpype Thynne @ 12th December 2015, 7:57 PM GMT

... if I did I would use my willy to type (only when it is excited you understand, which is not often these days )

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I'll never buy a secondhand computer...

Quote: Gordon Bennett @ 12th December 2015, 8:11 PM GMT

I'll never buy a secondhand computer...

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So that's how you use a laptop.

Evening, how is everyone?