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Well that can be a problem of growing older. Some people think they're being very blasé about their physical stuff but they've forgotten there's a very good reason for not talking about these things - they're gross.

He sounds like the old ladies I always manage to sit near in cafes. Talk about putting you off your food.

There was a car crash outside my house. Luckily nobody injured. Terrifying thing to witness though!

I've just accidentally deleted all my old YouTube videos. :(

:O

That included my evil Mark Owen vid zooo!!

Oh no!!

Billwill just screwed up his redecoration schedule by painting door frames with the wrong paint.

This stuff takes 3 days to dry, instead of the 3-hours-to-dry paint that he intended to use...

Grrrr.

Quote: billwill @ 22nd August 2015, 1:26 AM BST

Billwill just screwed up his redecoration schedule by painting door frames with the wrong paint.

This stuff takes 3 days to dry, instead of the 3-hours-to-dry paint that he intended to use...

Grrrr.

Take comfort in finally answering the question, is watching Mrs Browns Boys more boring than watching paint dry?

I'm in waiting room Hell at a car dealership as they prepare my new car and tint the windows. But there's a cool 1887 carriage-mounted Gatling gun in the next room. Only in Texas...

I wish they'd let buyers fire the Gatling gun. That would be fun.

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Quote: DaButt @ 22nd August 2015, 8:49 PM BST

I'm in waiting room Hell at a car dealership as they prepare my new car and tint the windows. But there's a cool 1887 carriage-mounted Gatling gun in the next room. Only in Texas...

Just Texas?

Do tinted windows stop the heat getting in (a bit)?

Quote: DaButt @ 22nd August 2015, 8:49 PM BST

I'm in waiting room Hell at a car dealership as they prepare my new car and tint the windows. But there's a cool 1887 carriage-mounted Gatling gun in the next room.

High pressure sell ! They use a flick knife to get me to buy my Fiat.

Quote: Hercules Grytpype Thynne @ 23rd August 2015, 10:38 AM BST

Just Texas?

Perhaps there are 130-year-old hand-cranked multi-barrel machine guns in car dealerships in other states, but I've never seen one. The owner is a billionaire who has an extensive collection of firearms and other weapons.

You won't find many automobiles in this country without tinted windows and air conditioning. It's very hot for about 6 months of the year and the tint helps a bit. It also protects the car's interior from UV radiation that will fade upholstery and degrade plastic.

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