You need an innuendo, the Italian suppository.
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To paraphrase the Ramones, I'm out there having fun in the warm California sun. It's 104F/40C. But it's a dry heat...
Chip's been stuffing his sodden boots from yesterday with newspaper.
Quote: chipolata @ 15th August 2015, 10:53 AM BSTChip's been stuffing his sodden boots from yesterday with newspaper.
Hey chip. Good to see ya. Maybe you could fill in while Ben's away on holiday, or whatever it is that scamp's up to?
Quote: DaButt @ 14th August 2015, 10:31 PM BSTTo paraphrase the Ramones, I'm out there having fun in the warm California sun. It's 104F/40C. But it's a dry heat...
You're so full of hot air.
Enjoying a 6:30 AM breakfast beer at the airport in Orange County. Looks like I don't change planes in Vegas, so no slot machines or trip to the bar for me. 
No plane change in Vegas, but they let us off long enough for a refreshing beverage. 
A yard of ale.
A can of IPA.
Has anyone in the US tried selling RIPFA
Red Indian Pale Face Ale?
We don't call them red Indians here, you racist.
I took part in a 10 miles run today. Did in 1:10:04...I've never been faster than this.
was Sebb Blatter chasing you down hill on a bicycle?
Watching a Leaf Cutter Bee moving into my insect hotel.
Quote: DaButt @ 15th August 2015, 8:04 PM BSTWe don't call them red Indians here, you racist.
no you don't call them at all, just leave them sitting in a reservation wonder why you don't call and where the buffalloo have all gone.