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Quote: Hercules Grytpype Thynne @ 11th August 2015, 2:38 AM BST

I am a delicate flower

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Gay!

Oooh, I'll scratch your eyes out you bitch.

Heading out on the highway. Three hours to Tucson, another 2 to Phoenix and then 5 more to Orange County. Should be around 680 miles total.

Quote: DaButt @ 11th August 2015, 1:08 AM BST

I've actually been unemployed for the last 14 months.

Now I feel really bad for asking. Hope you find work soon (assuming you want to).

Quote: Hercules Grytpype Thynne @ 11th August 2015, 9:44 AM BST

Oooh, I'll scratch your eyes out you bitch.

How? Don't you need both of your hands to hold on to your walking frame, you silly old cow?!!

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indonesia - pissed up

Quote: playfull @ 11th August 2015, 2:34 PM BST

Now I feel really bad for asking. Hope you find work soon (assuming you want to).

Don't sweat it. I'll find a job sooner or later.

You can sell DaButt's Homebrewed Beer in the meantime.

Quote: playfull @ 10th August 2015, 2:28 PM BST

Hi DaButt,

Just being nosey but I have noticed you do a lot of travelling, what is your line of work?

Regards

playfull

He's a spy - for the FBI.

Quote: DaButt @ 11th August 2015, 2:33 PM BST

Heading out on the highway. Three hours to Tucson, another 2 to Phoenix and then 5 more to Orange County. Should be around 680 miles total.

So by the time you get to Phoenix she'll be rising?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mUg5p3BncuQ

Quote: Gordon Bennett @ 11th August 2015, 5:00 PM BST

How? Don't you need both of your hands to hold on to your walking frame, you silly old cow?!!

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Slag.

Quote: zooo @ 11th August 2015, 7:32 PM BST

You can sell DaButt's Homebrewed Beer in the meantime.

Quite illegal. :)

We won't tell!

Just pulled into my daughter's place in Orange County. 1,371.9 miles driveway to driveway. I'm all driven out.

Well I've just been to the Doctors, 0.9 miles away.

I'm a martyr to me Farmer's.

>_<

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