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Getting ready to climb behind the wheel for the 1300-mile drive across the desert to California. I plan to spend the evening in New Mexico at about the halfway point.

Hi DaButt,

Just being nosey but I have noticed you do a lot of travelling, what is your line of work?

Regards

playfull

He's a garulous terroroist, he's been dragging the same dozen hostages for the last 10 years with him.

Or he's in the top level witness protection scheme and is never allowed to sleep in the same bed twice...

Quote: DaButt @ 10th August 2015, 2:10 PM BST

I plan to spend the evening in New Mexico at about the halfway point.

DaButt stops here....

Quote: Hercules Grytpype Thynne @ 10th August 2015, 9:37 AM BST

Why would they need to be biodegradable in a cremation?

Apparently they won't burn either. And Gullible isn't in the dictionary.

Quote: Chappers @ 10th August 2015, 7:43 PM BST

Apparently they won't burn either. And Gullible isn't in the dictionary.

Trying to turn misinformation into a "joke" again eh? F**king hilarious.

Quote: Hercules Grytpype Thynne @ 10th August 2015, 8:34 PM BST

Trying to turn misinformation into a "joke" again eh? F**king hilarious.

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"Be nice to each other. Amen!"

I'm seriously not sure if it was a joke or real.

If they won't burn or decompose there could be a mountain of left overs when those women die.

Quote: Chappers @ 10th August 2015, 8:50 PM BST

I'm seriously not sure if it was a joke or real.

If they won't burn or decompose there could be a mountain of left overs when those women die.

Well, you went from asking a stupid question to becoming something of an expert, but considering what is left of the human body after cremation I hardly think that the two most common materials used - silicone gel (liquid, a gel, or a solid form similar to plastic) OR saline implants would cause a problem.

Quote: Gordon Bennett @ 10th August 2015, 8:48 PM BST
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"Be nice to each other. Amen!"

He started it by suggesting I was gullible; but how that makes sense I have no idea.

I've had to commission several crematorium burner systems and all that is left after is the skeleton.
Nothing else.
It is very fragile and crushed into dust and put in an urn.

Quote: Hercules Grytpype Thynne @ 10th August 2015, 9:46 PM BST

Well, you went from asking a stupid question to becoming something of an expert, but considering what is left of the human body after cremation I hardly think that the two most common materials used - silicone gel (liquid, a gel, or a solid form similar to plastic) OR saline implants would cause a problem.

He started it by suggesting I was gullible; but how that makes sense I have no idea.

I meant I must be gullible to even consider that it was true.

Quote: playfull @ 10th August 2015, 2:28 PM BST

Just being nosey but I have noticed you do a lot of travelling, what is your line of work?

I've actually been unemployed for the last 14 months, but I used to work in the satellite communications field.

I fly a lot because I live in the middle of a country that's 3,000 miles wide and all of my family live on the east and west coasts. It's cheaper and quicker than driving.

I'm driving this time because I'm going to give my old car to my son in California. Then I'll buy a new one when I get home.

Currently sipping a cold beer in my hotel's bar. Deming, New Mexico, is quite boring.

Quote: Chappers @ 10th August 2015, 10:08 PM BST

I meant I must be gullible to even consider that it was true.

You must make self insults clearer. I am a delicate flower at the moment, what with one thing or another.

Quote: DaButt @ 11th August 2015, 1:08 AM BST

I've actually been unemployed for the last 14 months, but I used to work in the satellite communications field.

I fly a lot because I live in the middle of a country that's 3,000 miles wide and all of my family live on the east and west coasts. It's cheaper and quicker than driving.

I'm driving this time because I'm going to give my old car to my son in California. Then I'll buy a new one when I get home.

Currently sipping a cold beer in my hotel's bar. Deming, New Mexico, is quite boring.

Still job seeking?

You haven't switched brewing for meth production have you?

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