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Quote: Hercules Grytpype Thynne @ 27th June 2015, 12:05 PM BST

Let's see, south of Newcastle-upon-Tyne....... 62, Acacia Avenue, Darlington? Angelic

62a actually. Knock three times on the front door if you want me, twice on the back door if the answer is no.

But I don't want you to be there if I want to steal you lingery. Pirate Not unless you want me to whip 'em off in situ? :$

My smalls are so large that you could abseil down the Shard with them and land unscathed.

I have been digging out a small hedge and some rose bushes. I am now a bit sweaty.

Quote: Gordon Bennett @ 27th June 2015, 8:18 AM BST

What happened to Ben's avatar?

His trip to the hairdresser's went wrong.

Quote: TheBlueNun @ 27th June 2015, 1:31 PM BST

Knock three times on the front if you want me, twice up the back passage if the answer is no.

Disgusting!!!

Quote: TheBlueNun @ 27th June 2015, 3:01 PM BST

My smalls are so large that you could abseil down the Shard with them and land unscathed.

Ah! I thought I saw a pair of your knicks being used as a tent at Glastonbury.

Quote: Hercules Grytpype Thynne @ 27th June 2015, 4:18 PM BST

Ah! I thought I saw a pair of your knicks being used as a tent at Glastonbury.

The Pyramid Stage?

The boss has scheduled a long team meeting for tomorrow. I suspect this may not be a good thing.

Quote: TheBlueNun @ 27th June 2015, 3:01 PM BST

My smalls are so large that you could abseil down the Shard with them and land unscathed.

They sound like mine.

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My New England adventure is coming to an end. I'm enjoying a few pints of oatmeal stout at the Albany airport. Then it's back home to sweltering Texas via Baltimore.

Quote: Loopey @ 29th June 2015, 2:00 PM BST

They sound like mine.

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Mmm big pants.

How is it only Tuesday? Really long week all ready.

Ben is off to the beach tomorrow!

Quote: Ben @ 30th June 2015, 12:31 PM BST

Ben is off to the beach tomorrow!

Lucky Duck. I will be in the office. If I'm lucky I might get to leave on time!

Went a bought another **electric fan - it's bloody hot!! Don't like it!!

** put in "electric" to stop some smart arse taking for its other meaning. ;)

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