You know I love really darling. 
Have nice time. 
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Ben is back from the gym and has a tiny bit of writing to do before he can lie back and not give a damn.
Quote: Ben @ 10th June 2015, 7:20 PM BSTBen is back from the gym and has a tiny bit of writing to do before he can lie back and not give a damn.
Why don't you just cut out the gym bit?
Quote: Chappers @ 10th June 2015, 7:22 PM BSTWhy don't you just cut out the gym bit?
Because gym'll fix it.
Quote: George Kaplan @ 10th June 2015, 8:08 PM BSTBecause gym'll fix it.
>_<
Quote: Chappers @ 10th June 2015, 1:43 PM BSTOff to Finland in the morning - providing I wake up in time - via Sweden to enjoy the Midnight Sun.
(I.E. - you won't hear from me for a while you'll be pleased to hear - probably!)
Have a good time Chappers!
*sings* "I wish they all could be Scandinavian girls..."
My daughter went to Iceland earlier this year.
It'll make his feckin' eyes water when he sees the price of a pint !
Yeah, I've heard that the old Icelandic beer is a little overinflated in the price stakes. I still wanna go there though.
I'd like to meet Björk...that's all I can say about Iceland.
Quote: Oldrocker @ 10th June 2015, 9:03 PM BSTMy daughter went to Iceland earlier this year.
It'll make his feckin' eyes water when he sees the price of a pint !
Cheap on food though - 72 Breaded Chicken Nuggets 1Kg only £3.00!!
http://groceries.iceland.co.uk/iceland-72-breaded-chicken-nuggets-1kg/p/52279
Ben has gone for a lunchtime walk and has already seen two whole greyhounds.
Place your money on the one that has a shit or has a hard on apparently just before the race.
Quote: Hercules Grytpype Thynne @ 11th June 2015, 1:10 PM BSTPlace your money on the one that has a shit or has a hard on apparently just before the race.
worst dating advice ever.
Whilst packing to go on holiday I dropped a pillow on the floor.
Did I -
A. Ask for help
B. Use my grabber to pick it up
C. Undo harness, lean forward to try and pick pillow up, roll out of chair, land with hands on pillow which then slid along the floor taking me with it until we both hit the wall and landed in a heap in the corner.
You'll never guess 
Quote: Loopey @ 11th June 2015, 7:42 PM BSTWhilst packing to go on holiday I dropped a pillow on the floor.
Did I -
A. Ask for help
B. Use my grabber to pick it up
C. Undo harness, lean forward to try and pillow up, roll out of chair, land with hands on pillow which then slid along the floor taking me with it until we both hit the wall and landed in a heap in the corner.You'll never guess
C.
Oh dear - and I hope you have a good holiday.
Quote: A Horseradish @ 11th June 2015, 8:47 PM BSTC.
Oh dear - and I hope you have a good holiday.
Thank you. x