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My office transfer has been delayed by a week. Slightly annoyed. Originally was only to spend two days back at the old one before moving. Now it's a bit over a week. Just enough time to get settled in before changing again.

Quote: Shandonbelle @ 30th April 2015, 10:56 AM BST

The status of the year so far.

You've obviously been missing Ben's had a haircut updates. Every status better then the last!

Ben's updates have their own award

Quote: Steve Sunshine @ 30th April 2015, 7:51 AM BST

Vegas is awesome!

I'm kind of bored with it. I was born here and made too many trips when I lived in Orange County. But I'll never complain about drinking beer at 6 AM.

The bathroom in this hotel is larger than some entire hotel rooms that I've rented in Europe. The bathtubs are as big as jacuzzis and there's an actual jacuzzi on the balcony. Now all we need is some women. Huh?

Quote: Lee @ 30th April 2015, 1:49 PM BST

You've obviously been missing Ben's had a haircut updates. Every status better then the last!

:D

Quote: DaButt @ 30th April 2015, 2:11 PM BST

I'll never complain about drinking beer at 6 AM.

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That's why it's awesome

I've only been twice
Once to get married
& once for a stag weekend

Are those two things related?

I had my hair cut last week if anyone's interested. Bit too short for my liking, but I think I've grown into it now.

I just slapped a beer bottle label and some soap on the huge sliding glass doors on the balcony after a nasty collision. Beer + very clean windows = danger.

Ben redid his CV today for the first time in about 4 years. Had a few things to add on. Hopefully he can move on to pastures new this year.

Quote: Lee @ 30th April 2015, 5:22 PM BST

Are those two things related?

The stag night was for the guy who'd been best man at my wedding.

Ooh I like this game let's start a new thread
It'll be just like the old days eh Freevil? are you with me?

Oh well
Maybe another time

I was going to open the BCG bar and everything

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Wednesday : A Bluebell Wood

It was really lovely, it was.

I then had lunch next to a red setter which was eating crisps.

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Thursday : Cherry Blossom and Osteopath

Quote: A Horseradish @ 30th April 2015, 8:53 PM BST
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Wednesday : A Bluebell Wood

It was really lovely, it was.

I then had lunch next to a red setter which was eating crisps.

Anywhere round here? I saw a load on Monday. What flavour crisps?

Quote: Chappers @ 30th April 2015, 10:32 PM BST

Anywhere round here? I saw a load on Monday. What flavour crisps?

I went to Banstead woods. It was nice but where you want to go for really impressive is that old army depot Lingfield way. I will see if I can find a link. The dog was in the pub. It opened two bags of crisps with its paws and ate them on the carpet but I didn't see what flavour they were. Where were yours?

Ah, here you are - Staffhurst Woods - which were very good last year:

https://www.woodlandtrust.org.uk/visiting-woods/wood/4576/staffhurst-wood/

And here's Banstead Woods - pretty good - which I did on Wednesday:

https://www.woodlandtrust.org.uk/visiting-woods/wood/25107/banstead-woods/

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