About to board the plane
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Ooh. Where are you stopping on the way, Singapore or something?
Quote: reds @ 27th March 2015, 1:04 PM GMTAbout to board the plane
Have a good trip Reds.
And for Gods sake Zooo, shave your Avatar. It's bring the whole tone of the boards down. It looks like some kind of a smelly Bowie/Gummidge mash-up!
I have a really scruffy beard at the moment. I'd shave it off but I don't like the cold face feeling you get afterwards.
How very dare you. He is perfect and beautiful and I will end you.
Quote: zooo @ 27th March 2015, 1:22 PM GMTHow very dare you. He is perfect and beautiful and I will end you.
Try these
I don't give you a hard time for fancying your avatar. I fully respect your weird penchant for middle aged vicars.
*Vicars who are stretched out of proportion!
I'VE RETIRED!!!!!
After working 5 years beyond the "official" retirement date, TODAY was my last day....................
Which reminds me it's time I re-tyred my Lotus.
Congratulations, Hercules!
Quote: Hercules Grytpype Thynne @ 27th March 2015, 4:53 PM GMTI'VE RETIRED!!!!!
After working 5 years beyond the "official" retirement date, TODAY was my last day....................
Thank you very much Ben and keewik - more time to post now! 
Congrats!
I shall expect new threads about pottering, biscuits and daytime telly. 
Quote: zooo @ 27th March 2015, 1:27 PM GMTI don't give you a hard time for fancying your avatar. I fully respect your weird penchant for middle aged vicars.