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Quote: Gordon Bennett @ 21st March 2015, 11:23 AM GMT

England, lock up your daughters! Herc will be on the prowl all day long!

I think he prefers older women. Fat ones.

Quote: Gordon Bennett @ 21st March 2015, 11:23 AM GMT

England, lock up your daughters! Herc will be on the prowl all day long!

Would have done if I was Ben's age, but now me fires have gone out. :(

Quote: Loopey @ 21st March 2015, 11:28 AM GMT

I think he prefers older women. Fat ones.

Sick

Quote: Hercules Grytpype Thynne @ 21st March 2015, 11:31 AM GMT

Would have done if I was Ben's age, but now me fires have gone out. :(

Sick

Errr That's me and TBN out then.

Aww, sorry girls. :(

Need to buy a new top tomorrow. Got a night out in Cambridge next week and need some new threads, man!

Do I get a shirt or a jumper though? Or maybe a nice smock?

Quote: Ben @ 21st March 2015, 10:43 PM GMT

Need to buy a new top tomorrow. Got a night out in Cambridge next week and need some new threads, man!

Do I get a shirt or a jumper though? Or maybe a nice smock?

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Quote: Ben @ 21st March 2015, 10:43 PM GMT

top
jumper
smock

It's like you're speaking a different language.

Quote: Ben @ 21st March 2015, 10:43 PM GMT

Need to buy a new top tomorrow. Got a night out in Cambridge next week and need some new threads, man!

Do I get a shirt or a jumper though? Or maybe a nice smock?

Herc could probably lend you a smock.

Quote: Loopey @ 22nd March 2015, 7:46 AM GMT

Herc could probably lend you a smock.

I've only got one, me Sunday best and it's in the wash..........

Quote: DaButt @ 22nd March 2015, 1:41 AM GMT

It's like you're speaking a different language.

No...........English

I don't want DaButt to go away thinking we actually wear smocks.

Quote: zooo @ 22nd March 2015, 10:25 AM GMT

I don't want DaButt to go away thinking we actually wear smocks.

Me neither *hides smock at back of wardrobe*

Yeh stop Smocking Herc

Quote: DaButt @ 22nd March 2015, 1:41 AM GMT

It's like you're speaking a different language.

Yeh well not everyone knows what Daisy Dukes are, or why you wear them?

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Quote: zooo @ 22nd March 2015, 10:25 AM GMT

I don't want DaButt to go away thinking we actually wear smocks.

On this side of the ocean, smocks are something that little kids bring to school to wear during messy activities like painting. It's usually one of dad's old shirts.

Jumpers are little bits of wire or suicides, while only a woman would wear a top. And I'm going to blame Daisy Dukes on the British, since we don't have dukes or duchesses in our society.

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Arh, you found a real-life pic of HGT

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