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Quote: zooo @ 27th February 2015, 12:14 PM GMT

I think the scariest thing is worrying about running over animals.

Then stop riding your bike, blindfolded around Safari parks!

Quote: zooo @ 27th February 2015, 12:14 PM GMT

I think the scariest thing is worrying about running over animals.

Some of them taste nice and are free.

:O

A nice labrador and badger stew.

Quote: zooo @ 27th February 2015, 12:34 PM GMT

:O

A nice labrador and badger stew.

Haven't tried that yet. Barbecued muntjac is quite nice.

I find it a little dear for my taste.

I've got a new Ali Gee beef flavoured wine.

How did it taste?

Bo Vine!

Bloody pigeons wouldn't move out of my way in Morrison's today. Didn't feel any bumps so I think I missed them.

Thought you meant you'd trolleyed them to death for a minute.

Quote: zooo @ 27th February 2015, 9:06 PM GMT

Thought you meant you'd trolleyed them to death for a minute.

No. I do that to pensioners. Laughing out loud

Have eaten too much chocolate. You'd think I'd know better at my age. Also disappointed I haven't had an email to tell me I've won the euro millions. :(

Will Cam is on the bog.

Sick

Will Cam is off the bog.

False alarm.

Quote: Will Cam @ 27th February 2015, 10:24 PM GMT

Will Cam is off the bog.

False alarm.

It's an age thing - you'll get used to it.

Waiting for a stand up show to start. Feels a bit of a weird thing to be doing at 4pm on a Saturday but evening show sold out so it's this or nothing.

Ben is going to settle down and watch some Better Call Saul now.

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