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:O UH is it still January out there?

Chip's just helped a man carry a baby down some stairs. It's taken it out of him.

Quote: chipolata @ 21st February 2015, 10:48 AM GMT

Chip's just helped a man carry a baby down some stairs. It's taken it out of him.

Not surprised if you carried him whilst he was he was carrying the baby - would knock the puff out of anyone.

How fat was this enormously heavy baby?

Quote: zooo @ 21st February 2015, 11:19 AM GMT

How fat was this enormously heavy baby?

37-25-35 ?

Huh?

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Is that Ross Kemp?

Quote: chipolata @ 21st February 2015, 10:48 AM GMT

Chip's just helped a man carry a baby down some stairs. It's taken it out of him.

Was it the man's baby or were you innocently (yeah right!) aiding and abetting an abductor?

Quote: Ben @ 21st February 2015, 2:49 PM GMT

Was it the man's baby or were you innocently (yeah right!) aiding and abetting an abductor?

Laughing out loud And now we can all help the Police and share the bounty money which somebody is bound to put up.

They only cost about 55p.

What? Babies?

I've had a lovely personalised letter from that nice Mr Osbourne telling me how the Conservatives are looking after us pensioners.

It's got a lovely picture of that nice Mr Osbourne at the top (in colour y'know) and, would you believe, he's signed it personally.

I do like the Conservatives.

:D If you ask nicely Mr Milliband will send you a nice letter!

Mr Farage may send a signed beermat?

Ben is going to go swimming later!

Got yer armbands ready? :)

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