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Went swimming again today. Much better than last week.

Didn't feel as though I was having a heart attack this time.

Even went in the steam room afterwards.

Did you piss in the pool?

Quote: lofthouse @ 8th February 2015, 6:40 PM GMT

Did you piss in the pool?

No, I couldn't do that, Lofty. Not at my age.

Quote: Ben @ 8th February 2015, 9:17 PM GMT

No, I couldn't do that, Lofty. Not at my age.

...and anyway, they have special chemicals in the water to shame the perpetrators.

Quote: TheBlueNun @ 8th February 2015, 10:03 PM GMT

...and anyway, they have special chemicals in the water to shame the perpetrators.

Do they? :O I thought it was because I'd drunk a bottle of Crème de Menthe the night before.

Quote: Ben @ 8th February 2015, 9:17 PM GMT

No, I couldn't do that, Lofty. Not at my age.

Did you make stool ?

Meeting with head office tomorrow, will take all afternoon by time I travel there. So much work to get done before then, should go in early. Except I have no lunch so need to go to supermarket in morning and have a house inspection tomorrow and it's not exactly tidy yet. After all that I have to go out for dinner.
I really wish it was Friday.

For all physicists out there, I have located the one thing in nature that is slower than a body at rest- The "express" queue in McDonalds......

Survived my day. The meeting was not as bad as I thought, I don't have to re interview for my current job.
Just two more days before the weekend.

thats good news

Ben has got a new laptop charger after his previous one passed on.

Ben should really get round to making dinner.

And where the hell is his mobile?!

See what I mean! ;)

I've been through 6 in the last year or 2 they live a short violent experience.

Quote: sootyj @ 13th February 2015, 10:50 PM GMT

I've been through 6 girlfriends in the last year or 2 they live a short violent experience.

DOES THAT CHAT UP LINE EVER WORK?

Sorry, I got very excited at finally being able to do one.

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