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Quote: Lee @ 6th January 2015, 8:26 PM GMT

The kittens I've posted on here are now old enough to be rehomed. Having 4 cats is way too many for me.

You'll never be a crazy old cat lady at this rate.

Anyone remember this? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Rnq_PrFpqo

Ben has to put some clothes on and traipse out to the car to get the prescription he left in there!

Quote: Ben @ 6th January 2015, 9:04 PM GMT

Is it that breed that has hooks for paws?

All cats have retractable claws in paws, do they not?

Quote: zooo @ 6th January 2015, 9:20 PM GMT

You'll never be a crazy old cat lady at this rate.

:D

Am trying to decide if I should go to the bottle shop before it closes.

What do they sell?

Quote: Lee @ 7th January 2015, 10:16 AM GMT

What do they sell?

Alcohol. So what you would call an off license in England.

I am missing one ingredient from my proposed banana and chocolate chip loaf.

So instead of baking, I am eating the chocolate chips. A new low.

Quote: Jennie @ 7th January 2015, 9:54 PM GMT

I am missing one ingredient from my proposed banana and chocolate chip loaf.

So instead of baking, I am eating the chocolate chips. A new low.

Hang your head in chocolatey shame, young woman!

I saw the cereal cafe today, it's very close to the cat cafe.

All those boxes of cereal, more profound and beautiful then any mere art gallery.

Oh I am. I feel so bad about eating one packet I may need to eat another.

In other news, the cord from my bathroom light has just completely fallen out. I therefore have no light in my bathroom. Any ideas of how to replace it? Am I going to have to unscrew the plastic cover and somehow reattach it?

I've run out of coffee, tea and every other stimulating drink there is to keep me going. I have milk, and water. And I haven't much milk left, so I might try watery milk.

Shoot me.

Quote: Jennie @ 7th January 2015, 10:07 PM GMT

In other news, the cord from my bathroom light has just completely fallen out. I therefore have no light in my bathroom. Any ideas of how to replace it? Am I going to have to unscrew the plastic cover and somehow reattach it?

I would suggest being careful with that. Especially if you've just got out the shower.

Stephen Goodlad is an electrician. He's bound to know.

Quote: sootyj @ 7th January 2015, 10:02 PM GMT

All those boxes of cereal, more profound and beautiful then any mere art gallery.

I kind of wanna go in there. Not sure why it's received quite so much hatred.

Stephen! My Yorkshire dad. Good call.

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