Quote: Paul Wimsett @ 6th November 2014, 10:20 AM GMTUp the wooden hill to blanket fair,
What shall we do when we get there?
A bucketfull of water
And a pennyworth of hay.
Gee up Dobbin all the way.
Before Daddy has his villianous way.
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BEN NEEDS COFFEE!
Quote: Ben @ 11th November 2014, 6:46 AM GMTBEN NEEDS COFFEE!
Drinking one right now.........Ummmmmm 
Ben has had a busy day and night. He prays there will be calm tomorrow!
Ben's day was mildly calmer.
Lee just spent the last 15 mins moving one internal door from one room to another and it was only AFTER he had hung it up, with plenty of struggle and frustration he realised that the door was 10cm shorter width than the frame.
What an ASSumption he has been.
I bought my first drill a couple of weeks ago, it came in a set of Bob The Builder type accessories and it's own little black bag...no wall is safe.
Quote: Shandonbelle @ 14th November 2014, 10:47 AM GMT
I bought my first drill a couple of weeks ago, it came in a set of Bob The Builder type accessories and it's own little black bag...no wall is safe.
Oh dear.......Fizz, Bang.......Walls are fine, it's what's inside them.
I do The Guardian Quiz of the Day and today was my first 10/10 !
Match that Losers !
http://www.theguardian.com/news/quiz/2014/nov/14/daily-quiz-14-november-2014
Fluke!
Ben is drinking rye whisky for the first time and waiting for a pizza to turn up. Good times.
Quote: Ben @ 15th November 2014, 8:43 PM GMTBen is drinking rye whisky for the first time and waiting for a pizza to turn up. Good times.
'Give me two fingers. Of rye you idiot!'
Source anyone?
TBN regrets that the peaceful afternoon she'd planned on the sofa has been cancelled due to the imminent arrival of her two young nieces. This adds another child to the household which already features a crazy kitten, an old cat, a seven-year-old plus a tired spouse.
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