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Quote: Hercules Grytpype Thynne @ 26th September 2014, 9:40 AM BST

Groan....... >_<

It is concrete soil because it is clay and flint. I've done 35 with a trowel this morning but it's hard going.

My 24 hours in the scouts only taught me how to cook a risotto in a shed.

When I left to do another thing, the only practical skill I was ever given involved a self-loading rifle. :(

Quote: A Horseradish @ 26th September 2014, 10:37 AM BST

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My 24 hours in the scouts only taught me how to cook a risotto in a shed.

That's a hell of a lot of risotto.

Quote: Lazzard @ 26th September 2014, 10:39 AM BST

That's a hell of a lot of risotto.

It was a very big scout group. :D

Quote: A Horseradish @ 26th September 2014, 10:37 AM BST

the only practical skill I was ever given involved a self-loading rifle. :

Don't do it!! It's only a few bulbs.......get some counselling! :O

I also read it as "self-loathing rifle" - which I quite like the idea of.

Quote: Lazzard @ 26th September 2014, 10:46 AM BST

I also read it as "self-loathing rifle" - which I quite like the idea of.

Yes, quite. Teary

Quote: Hercules Grytpype Thynne @ 26th September 2014, 10:44 AM BST

Don't do it!! It's only a few bulbs.......get some counselling! :O

Don't be daft.

I haven't got a rifle in the shed.

It's only big enough for the lawn mower and an urn of chicken dopiaza.

Quote: A Horseradish @ 26th September 2014, 10:47 AM BST

I haven't got a rifle in the shed.

Oh, I quite often have a rifle in the shed........

Quote: Hercules Grytpype Thynne @ 26th September 2014, 12:07 PM BST

Oh, I quite often have a rifle in the shed........

.......which is better than being stoned in a greenhouse.

Glasshouse? Oh, please yourselves.

Hey, I've done 91 now. It's going really well. :)

Is going to a big fire works show tomorrow night, along with thousands of other people.
Next weekend is a long one which means I get the Monday off. Then I only have three days of work before having a tiny bit of a holiday.
Am very excited about the holiday, I get to see a little member of my family who I haven't seen since they were six months old and they are now three! Really looking forward to "meeting" them and hope they don't run away like the last little relative I met.

Quote: A Horseradish @ 26th September 2014, 2:19 PM BST

.......which is better than being stoned in a greenhouse.

Glasshouse? Oh, please yourselves.

Hey, I've done 91 now. It's going really well. :)

That beats the 69 I just had. :P

Quote: Lazzard @ 26th September 2014, 10:39 AM BST

That's a hell of a lot of risotto.

Bazinga

Just heard a sketch on Lewis Macleod (who I am a big fan of) is not himself which sounded suspisciously similar to a sketch I sent TSWYW in the first series (wasn't used). Not saying it's been pinched, just frustrating when you have a great idea that doesn't make the grade on an open door show, but is used in one of the other show.

Ben has had a busy week with many hours overtime and going for a curry last night. Normality is restored for now.

Soup was too hot and I now have a blister/ulcer on the tongue. Trying to soothe it with some white wine.

Ha! I just did the same damn thing

But with hot pasta and meatballs

I have blood blisters on my tongue

Son of a ...

Angry

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