British Comedy Guide

Status report Page 5,682

Just finished parking a John Deer tractor. It was more fun than you'd think.
'Twas air conditioned after all.

I got my original account back after an hour of trying multiple passwords.

Lol. Was your password 'curt'?

Quote: Robo Hobo Dodo @ 11th August 2014, 5:11 AM BST

Just finished parking a John Deer tractor. It was more fun than you'd think.
'Twas air conditioned after all.

The model A is great for pulling chicks

it's an A Tractor

Am watching Bottom and drinking wine. Great way to spend a Monday night.

I love the way your Antipodean locale always makes your updates make you sound like an unemployed, alkie to us in the UK.

Quote: sootyj @ 11th August 2014, 1:11 PM BST

I love the way your Antipodean locale always makes your updates make you sound like an unemployed, alkie to us in the UK.

HeHe. Maybe Should I start hashtagging certain posts like this #itsnighttimehereIwentoworktoday

Quote: zooo @ 11th August 2014, 11:45 AM BST

Lol. Was your password 'curt'?

Curtis

Quote: sootyj @ 11th August 2014, 11:57 AM BST

The model A is great for pulling chicks

it's an A Tractor

It actually gives off a bit of a smell from the tailpipe. Probably because it's a model D.

A dtractor oh very clever

A dtractor oh very clever

All I have left is intractable and no idea how to get there.

Tractor Model BM
It's the one used in Star Trek when they need to toe a broken down V'Ger (don't give me too much credit I had to Google what the largest Star Trek ship was for this joke)

Ben has some writing to do tonight, but for now he is taking it easy.

Quote: Curt @ 11th August 2014, 5:25 PM BST

Tractor Model BM
It's the one used in Star Trek when they need to toe a broken down V'Ger (don't give me too much credit I had to Google what the largest Star Trek ship was for this joke)

What the bloody f**k are you talking about ??

Ben is wondering which other BCG greats will return to the boards.

Quote: Ben @ 11th August 2014, 6:28 PM BST

Ben has some writing to do tonight, but for now he is taking it easy.

Youre not doing a press release for Operation Protective Edge are you.

Quote: lofthouse @ 11th August 2014, 10:27 PM BST

What the bloody f**k are you talking about ??

Tractor beam ya numpty

Quote: Chappers @ 11th August 2014, 6:09 PM BST

Has Mork turned up yet?

I'm blaming Chappers.

Share this page