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Quote: Lee @ 23rd July 2014, 9:09 PM BST

Sounds like the type of snack a serial killer might have before a killing spree.

Laughing out loud

Quote: Ben @ 23rd July 2014, 9:14 PM BST

Ben just had a shave so that he can lay in a little longer tomorrow morning.

and look a little more rugged at work? you rake

Quote: sootyj @ 23rd July 2014, 10:22 PM BST

and look a little more rugged at work? you rake

It's an added bonus, yes!

Ben can't believe it's 8.30 already.

No it isn't it's 9:14

Wrong

It's 9:33

It's...

...my best Monty Python impersonation.

Quote: Gordon Bennett @ 24th July 2014, 9:36 PM BST

It's...

...my best Monty Python impersonation.

Laughing out loud

Quote: Gordon Bennett @ 24th July 2014, 9:36 PM BST

It's...

...my best Monty Python impersonation.

? ?

Standing by the fridge hoping it will cool me down, the question is will I fit in, and will the light go off if I shut the door.....

And will you be able to open the door from the inside?

That's kind of important.

Quote: billwill @ 25th July 2014, 12:09 PM BST

? ?

have you never seen the beginning of the monty python TV shows ?

*hits Bill into a canal with a large wet fish*

Help, someone let me out >_<

Maybe the elephant in there can help you out?

Quote: Pingl @ 25th July 2014, 12:59 PM BST

Standing by the fridge hoping it will cool me down, the question is will I fit in, and will the light go off if I shut the door.....

Wet a tea towel with cold water and ring it out so it doesn't drip. Then put it across your shoulders and stand/sit close to a fan. Or put a bottle of water in the freezer for around 45 minutes or until it form little bits of ice but is still mostly liquid. Drink it straight away.

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