We really need to work on this. (Perhaps, even as we write, our posts are being monitored by ...THEM!)
Status report Page 5,666
I haven't fully fermented my plans, and we need to be cagey as indeed there are spies everywhere, however I can confirm it involves custard creams and the destruction of the brand of biscuits known as nice, they are the work of a Capitalist society ran on the hierarchy of the plain biscuit, whilst holding back the glorious cream fillings for their elitist pals. Viva the hobnob
Ben is going to head to bed.
There's a particular M&S biscuit which must be exempt from extermination. I can't name it, not for one minute because I've forgotten its name, but the enemy is listening everywhere.
* thinks - I would make a bloody good spy*
Quote: Ben @ 18th July 2014, 11:13 PM BSTBen is going to head to bed.
What is it with you young folk taking to bed so early? I despair for the future of the human race.
We're less worried about being woken up by the grim reaper than you old folks.
You have met my ex wife then 
nb I started adding preparation H to my nice biscuits
Granted it's a niche taste.
Niche Biscuits
Hello Pingl nice to see you back,
Hi Sootyj hope you are well my friend
Hmm
Nobody about....
All alone
Hmmm
Ho hum
Nows my chance
*strips completely naked and runs around the forum screaming*
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoOooooOOoOOO
You dirty bastard! I saw that. Have called the Polis.
Put some clothes on, Lofty! Quick!!!
Hi Pingl, good to see you again!
Got my glasses yesterday. Only really going to wear them for reading and computer work but been wearing them yesterday and today to get used to them. I like the frames but not sure I like them on me.
Ben needs to muster the energy to go and make coffee *slumps back in bed*