Status report Page 5,665

Pingl! We've all missed you. Welcome home. We won't mention 'orange' or 'lentils'.

Quote: lofthouse @ 18th July 2014, 10:26 PM BST

Need yer 8 hrs a night

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Insatiable.

Hello all hope you are well, catching up on eight months worth of posts

Holy crap

I thought you were dead Mr P

Hope yer well pal

Quote: Pingl @ 18th July 2014, 10:36 PM BST

Hello all hope you are well, catching up on eight months worth of posts

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To precis ... Zooo has finally turned into a cat, Ben has been universally acclaimed as The Man with the Most Haircuts in a Year, and sootyj has become an acolyte of Alex Salmond and plans to seek Scottish nationality.

Quote: sootyj @ 18th July 2014, 10:33 PM BST

A fellow freelancer? Is it the dinosaur thing?

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Ha yep. It's a few different things.
Plus the top secret hush hush government work takes up a lot of my time. But I didn't say that.

Quote: Pingl @ 18th July 2014, 10:36 PM BST

Hello all hope you are well, catching up on eight months worth of posts

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I can give you a quick Digest of Status Reports - Ben got too hot/too cold, had lots of haircuts, bought some fancy cheeses, and went to the House Of Lords.

Quote: keewik @ 18th July 2014, 10:41 PM BST

To precis ... Zooo has finally turned into a cat

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Hurrah!

Quote: George Kaplan @ 18th July 2014, 10:42 PM BST

I can give you a quick Digest of Status Reports - Ben got too hot/too cold, had lots of haircuts, bought some fancy cheeses, and went to the House Of Lords.

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Plus there was the unfortunate incident involving the straining of his bollock bag

I am dead for tax purposes, I am quietly waiting for the New Years Birthdays Honours list as I now meet the criteria for the House of Lords Good to see so may of the old faces still here

Quote: Pingl @ 18th July 2014, 10:47 PM BST

I am dead for tax purposes, I am quietly waiting for the New Years Birthdays Honours list as I now meet the criteria for the House of Lords Good to see so may of the old faces still here

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You do realise I'm a revolutionary who would bomb that building (after Buckingham Palace of course)?

I too would bomb it, and you have stumbled on my secret plan

REVOLUTION!!!

You and me miss K

Against the f**kin world

Smash the state!!!!!

...sorry got a bit carried away again

Yes smash the State, but leave the teashops, revolution without tea is a retrograde step.

Anarchy and two sugars please