I want to know where Jennie was stung by a wasp.
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Quote: beaky @ 7th May 2014, 8:36 PM BSTI want to know where Jennie was stung by a wasp.
On the train?
Painful!
Quote: beaky @ 7th May 2014, 8:40 PM BSTPainful!
Well, it was in the rear carriage.
Ben is going to go and shave against the grain.
Quote: Ben @ 7th May 2014, 8:55 PM BSTBen is going to go and shave against the grain.
Don't do it you mad man.
It forces the follicles backwards into the skin and causes a rash / spots. No one's face needs to be that smooth.
Quote: beaky @ 7th May 2014, 8:36 PM BSTI want to know where Jennie was stung by a wasp.
On my thumb. My thumb has now changed shape. If I could be bothered, I would post a picture for a medical diagnosis.
Quote: Raymond Terrific @ 7th May 2014, 9:05 PM BSTDon't do it you mad man.
It forces the follicles backwards into the skin and causes a rash / spots. No one's face needs to be that smooth.
Well for years I would have agreed with you, but my Wilkinson-whatever-it's-called avoids this.
Quote: Jennie @ 7th May 2014, 9:27 PM BSTOn my thumb. My thumb has now changed shape. If I could be bothered, I would post a picture for a medical diagnosis.
What sort of shape is it? Is it the type of shape that Esther Rantzen would feature on That's Life behind a veil of sniggers?
In a certain light, it looks a bit like a silhouette of Prince Charles.
Quote: Ben @ 7th May 2014, 8:55 PM BSTBen is going to go and shave against the grain.
I do that too
On my balls
It's a hoot!
Quote: lofthouse @ 7th May 2014, 9:54 PM BSTI do that too
On my balls
All three of them?
Mainly the middle one
A year ago today I was informed by my wife that we should separate. While at the time I felt that my world had fallen apart it has turned out to be the best thing that could've happened to me. I have a new partner who I adore and who loves me and all the stresses in my life back then are slowly being cleared as I get my life back on track. 
Interestingly, one of the problems I had before was to do with money and a couple of weeks ago I managed to pay off a decent chunk so that's one less thing to be worried about. Today, one of the companies who had liabilities with tried to get me to sign up with a new loan of five grand!
Bloody parasites.
I replied thus:
"James, you have got to be joking mate! I'm trying to get out of debt not remain beholden to some Spanish sounding financial institution for the rest of my days. You say, 'I've opened a Loyalty Account...' but without asking that is a little naughty. It's true that I love that you've thanked me for being a good customer and how could I forget the oh so generous welcome gift of £200 (cash no less!) but you may as well give the money to me attached on a piece of elastic. I would end up paying hundreds, if not thousands, of pounds in interest over the course of the loan....for you then to do all this again when that one is paid off. Do you think I'm mad? Probably, but let's not bring my questionable medical record in to this. Begone sir and never darken my mobile phone inbox with flattering texts offering to reward my financial wizardry again. Have a nice day."
Haha!
That old em'
Bloody idiots
It's more poetic than "f**k off!"