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I wouldn't want an extra thick one I don't think...
I like them to be thin, so that they make a cracky crunchy sound when you break them and eat them.

I want one now (slurp)

Ben is looking forward to doing the washing up.

Ben is also a massive liar.

I'm eating far too many chocolates.

Ben is off for a quick snack and then heading to bed.

Ben starts at 9.30am today, so he's got time for a nice long coffee with breakfast.

Since everyone is talking about food, I'm enjoying a glass of wine and cheese and biscuits. Nachos for tea I think.

I read that and thought, "God! Wine at breakfast! Must be an alcy!" Then I remembered where you are.

L.E. is getting married 5 months today. Eeeee.

Quote: keewik @ 31st March 2014, 9:49 AM BST

I read that and thought, "God! Wine at breakfast! Must be an alcy!" Then I remembered where you are. Sitting next to me on the bench shouting at the f**king joggers, gizsa the bottle.

Good morning to you

Quote: L.E. @ 31st March 2014, 10:03 AM BST

L.E. is getting married 5 months today. Eeeee.

Eeeeeeeeeeee...all the best!!

Hehe - total girly scream!

Is that the same scream your avatar cat is doing?

mazeltov

Great name for a cat!

Quote: Lee @ 31st March 2014, 11:05 AM BST

Is that the same scream your avatar cat is doing?

:D

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