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Quote: Jennie @ 17th March 2014, 9:01 PM GMT

"Would you like a date and pecan flapjack?"

Is a proposal of marriage in West Wales

I was wondering why I was being held captive in this farmhouse.

Being sheared

Being a first cousin

Wondering on someone's land

Starting a fight in a pub

Quote: roscoff @ 17th March 2014, 9:24 PM GMT

Is a proposal of marriage in West Wales home of romance

Ben feels that it's all worth it today!

Just as I go full time as a freelancer, my main site gets attacked by the Russians.

Give them Ukraine, just give me back Elance.

Quote: Jennie @ 17th March 2014, 9:01 PM GMT

:D To be honest, when someone gets years and years inside, there isn't a great deal to say to them. "Life imprisonment. Bit of a bummer, huh". "Would you like a date and A pecan flapjack?" would be an improvement.

Well they're not likely to stand you up are they?

Chip nearly brushed a co-workers penis earlier. Bit awkward.

What was you supposed to be brushing? Huh?

Ben is sat in his car staring at an envelope that he really needs to fill with a form he hasn't completed yet.

Quote: chipolata @ 18th March 2014, 1:26 PM GMT

Chip nearly brushed a co-workers penis earlier. Bit awkward.

True story. One lovely morning I was taking assembly and all the 'lovely' kids were piling in. However the child who was supposed to be bringing the over-head acetate was late. So I went over to the door where a class was piling in with the class teacher. I leaned over the rail by the door to see where the wayward pupil was...at exactly the same time the supply put her hand on the rail. There was no denying it, it was direct contact. She still pops in now and then surprisingly enough :)

Quote: roscoff @ 18th March 2014, 6:46 PM GMT

True story. One lovely morning I was taking assembly and all the 'lovely' kids were piling in. However the child who was supposed to be bringing the over-head acetate was late. So I went over to the door where a class was piling in with the class teacher. I leaned over the rail by the door to see where the wayward pupil was...at exactly the same time the supply put her hand on the rail. There was no denying it, it was direct contact. She still pops in now and then surprisingly enough :)

I believe you.

Ross, if you need representation, you know you only need to ask.

I've been involved in many boob related brushings over the years. And only 3% were deliberate.

Quote: T.W. @ 18th March 2014, 6:47 PM GMT

I believe you.

Quote: Jennie @ 18thjavascript:add_emoticon(':|') March 2014, 6:53 PM GMT

Ross, if you need representation, you know you only need to ask.

Thank you for your unending support :|

Quote: Jennie @ 18th March 2014, 6:53 PM GMT

Ross, if you need......, you know you only need to ask.

I asked but he answered in Welsh so it wasn't much help.

Quote: roscoff @ 18th March 2014, 7:29 PM GMT

Thank you for your unending support :|

Hug

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