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So sorry, Danny.

Ben is currently on call, but he can hop off it soon.

Are you a kangaroo-a-gram?

Quote: lofthouse @ 21st February 2014, 8:03 PM GMT

Are you a kangaroo-a-gram?

I charge a lot more for a gram than a mangy kangaroo.

In other news, Ben is only a few posts away from surpassing Tim Walker's post count! Next target: Matt Stott.

How can the inside of my head be producing this much snot? :(

Sorry for the TMI.

Ben got a promotion to 'deputy supervisor' tomorrow as his supervisor is going off on maternity leave shortly. He'd like to have gone out for a meal tonight to celebrate, but is on call. The meal will have to wait, but he will be making a Harvey Wallbanger tonight.

Don't forget to let the power go to your head Ben.

Beaky has a cold and is being a drama queen about it.
(cough)

If you're supervising the deputies does that make you the sherrif

Quote: Ben @ 21st February 2014, 7:34 PM GMT

I believe that I'll shortly be eating some chicken sausages.

Quote: Ben @ 22nd February 2014, 9:02 AM GMT

Ben will be making a Harvey Wallbanger tonight.

You and your bangers!

Quote: Will Cam @ 22nd February 2014, 10:02 AM GMT

Don't forget to let the power go to your head Ben.

I've already commissioned a tailor to weave me a fine cape.

Can I touch the hem as you pass?

Quote: beaky @ 22nd February 2014, 1:24 PM GMT

Can I touch the hem as you pass?

You never know, he might have a vacant position for a Robin?

Currently sat indoors with an awful cold, a bright red nose, and all the curtains shut to stop my eyes watering from the daylight. :(

Also, got a new 3-year contract at uni, which means I'm going to be living in Milton Keynes for a few more years yet. Does this deserve a :D or a :S ?

A massive hurrah!! MK rools.

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