I work for Ronald McDonald, I manage the farm that breeds the little fat kids he likes to eat.
I think he eats them or he might f**k them, or both.
All I know is I don't envy the guy who has to hose down the cave the day afterwards.
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Quote: Renegade Carpark @ 28th January 2014, 6:52 PM GMTSubway shops are franchises,
Subway treats the franchisees like shit; the franchisees treat the employees like shit. It is a really nasty company.
And the food tastes like shit.
I know one of their toilet cleaners who says that ironically, their shit tastes alright.
I don't mind a Subway every now and then, but they're not particularly healthy.
Subways are yum. Although I always have the same one. Plus the shops smell delicious.
It's the smell of trampled human dreams.
(flares nostrils)
Yummy.
Quote: Tursiops @ 28th January 2014, 8:15 PM GMTSubway treats the franchisees like shit; the franchisees treat the employees like shit. It is a really nasty company.
And the food tastes like shit.
Never use Subway. They panic me ' Do you want a, Do you want b, Do you want c, Do you want d?' All delivered at break neck speed. 'I don't f**kin' know! FFS give me time to think!'
And most of the tossers that do use them say 'Can I get . . '
It's true that those subs are not that cheap but they are tasty IMHO - and it's not like I eat them every day. 
That message to Subway was more a social experiment to see how they would react. I know they're franchises but Subway do want to protect their brand and if they act to make sure the problem is solved then all the better for everyone. The staff and customers simply shouldn't have to listen to that sound indefinitely.
I went to one the other week and forgot to ask for sweetcorn
This caused me existential angst.
I'm not sure I want to risk that again.
Subway is terrible.
Somehow they never disappoint, the fusion of individual salad bits, fresh style bread, lots of pickley bits and at least discernible meat works.
In the world of low expectation, low quality, low price take away food they are the most ok.
Quote: Tuumble @ 28th January 2014, 9:01 PM GMTThat message to Subway was more a social experiment to see how they would react. I know they're franchises but Subway do want to protect their brand and if they act to make sure the problem is solved then all the better for everyone. The staff and customers simply shouldn't have to listen to that sound indefinitely.
Are you worried your letter might drive them underground - you know, Subway - underground. 'Ey? 
Ben had a good coffee on the way in. He may well get some stuff done this morning.