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Quote: Lee @ 23rd January 2014, 8:33 PM GMT

Dear diary, I mainly spent the evening discussing Lofty's soggy ballsack.

Lmfao!

Pleased

Quote: lofthouse @ 23rd January 2014, 6:15 PM GMT

I had to go to the hospital for blood tests last week

This Morn a letter arrived in the mail from the doctors saying I need to repeat all the tests again

Clearly this means im dying but they just want to make sure before telling me

Nice knowing you folks

Nah, it means some twerp spilled or polluted your sample.

Or drank it...

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Billwill has had his head examined!

I've been for an MRI scan of my head today. A really weird experience. It would be very interesting to see the results as a video of a transparent head, but I doubt that I will get to see the results personally.

Quote: billwill @ 23rd January 2014, 9:16 PM GMT

Nah, it means some twerp spilled or polluted your sample.

Quote: Lee @ 23rd January 2014, 9:20 PM GMT

Or drank it...

Or they clone an army of Lofthouses from his blood. :O

Quote: Lee @ 23rd January 2014, 9:20 PM GMT

Or drank it...

Or mixed it up with a phial containing 'Chef's special sauce'.

Quote: billwill @ 23rd January 2014, 9:16 PM GMT

Nah, it means some twerp spilled or polluted your sample.

or took it to their secret temple to worship

Quote: billwill @ 23rd January 2014, 9:16 PM GMT

Nah, it means some twerp spilled or polluted your sample.

Or Lofthouse is showing up as a new, undiscovered sex. And they just want to make sure.

Quote: zooo @ 23rd January 2014, 7:58 PM GMT

You tell us, willy wiper!

He's in good company.

Image

Wow!

Quote: zooo @ 23rd January 2014, 9:42 PM GMT

Wow!

Yes, he's looking very smart in that coat.

Quote: billwill @ 23rd January 2014, 9:22 PM GMT

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Billwill has had his head examined!

I've been for an MRI scan of my head today. A really weird experience. It would be very interesting to see the results as a video of a transparent head, but I doubt that I will get to see the results personally.

Should we be concerned, Bill?

Bill Will just wanted to see what was under his hat, I hope

Ben has no work tomorrow. Just eating, retro television and drinking in London.

What retro gems are you investigating this week

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